Fartality

When your fart smells so bad it kills somebody.

Example:

Mom: buy that toy for your little brother.
Son: I don't want too, I'm saving my money for Liquid Ass.
mom: you're jewfy!

Jamie: Dutch Oven! (Cover Gfs face with blanket as I fart under it.)
My Gf: Nooooooooo!
Mortal Kombat announcer: Jamie wins, fartality!

by SumWeirdGuy April 26, 2015

Gender Factuality Paradox

The Gender Factuality Paradox is that unsolved mystery encapsulated in the question, "If a man says something and the nearest woman is 120 miles away and listening to the Bee Gees, is he still wrong?"

The Gender Factuality Paradox is set to have Gender Studies MA students scuppered this year.

by Fearman April 1, 2008

fauxality

Fake reality shows on TV. Think Survivor, American Idol, Dancing with the Stars. How these shows are supposed to be real is beyond me.

My wife was watching that crap fauxality show Dancing with the Stars the other day.

by Blaine Sullivan June 11, 2008

fatality fuck

when you fuck someone so hard they die

"I fatality fucked this nigger and then threw her in the gutter."

by g wizz May 11, 2006

futality

Fighting to the death for a totally futile cause.

He died for his cause, the plight of the out of work wagon wheel makers.

by Louie October 19, 2004

Fatality James

Fatality James also known as Beezlebub Pk is the greatest Runescape leader to ever lead a Runescape Clan. Originating from the Filiayano Mtn. Range Fatality James learned ancient techniques from his busha master in the temple of Addy. It is said that the day Fatality James unites his power with the other chosen ones that Runescape clans as we know it could become the ultimate alliance. Fatality James' enemies are known to be mysterious assasins known as foe's, they challenge his authority and disrespect his intelligence. It is quite certain that Fatality James controls the Runescape world as we know it, and without Fatality James the Foe's would likely defeat everything known to be real.

Everytime I wake up in the morning all I think about is Fatality James and my thankfullness for his Beezlebub Pk Charge.

by ptalbet March 5, 2009

uber fatality

an uber fatality is when you you take a shit load of steriods and viagra and you fuck a girl as hard as you can then before you ejaculate you pul it out then you punch her in the vagina as hard as you can and her ovaries pop out of her ass

after i came back from the gym i got some special juice and viagra and i gave olga a uber fatality and now we cant have kids or pets...dont ask

by ajchalms April 28, 2005