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existential appetizer

A saying or proverb that stimulates deep thinking but does not satisfy
Professor Nick loved to serve his students existential appetizers in Ethics 101 and they hated him for it
by von groovy March 30, 2019
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Losing your Fappetite

When you are about to masturbate but you see something so horrendous that you stop.
“Hey dude, what happened, I thought you said you were gonna go masturbate?”

“I was, but I saw some weird foot stuff and stopped.”

“Oh! So you started Losing your Fappetite.”
by silly.scrawl March 16, 2023
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fappetite

The inexplicable hunger for a sandwich and a very large drink after you finish fapping.
After finishing up his session, Alex's fappetite had to be extinguished.
by Dubblix November 18, 2009
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gappetizer

When a woman spreads her legs in a seductive manner to let a man know that she wants to have sex with him.

Textbook example of "gappetizer": Sharon Stone in the movie "Basic Instinct".
After I saw her throw me that gappetizer, I knew it was going to be a great night for me!

She gave him a little "gappetizer" to get his attention and thought to herself,"He's mine now Bitches!"
by Ready! May 26, 2014
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Fappetite

The period of time between masturbations, during which an appetite for a good 'fapping' or masturbation, grows.
Dude, don't spoil your fappetite!
by sjp09 January 21, 2009
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gappetizer

Laying car lengths on an opponent in a drag race .
My car with the new mods is going to be handing out gappetizers .
by leavin steven October 8, 2019
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Nappetizer

a small nap taken before a bigger nap or slumber to stimulate one's nappetite
Haya call her work naps, nappetizers because she can still take a big nap when she gets home
by Moosewallah January 17, 2022
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