fanny pack fucker

Fanny pack fuckers are tourists that visit lame towns that THEY think are cool. (:

"OMG look at that fanny pack fucker over there!"

*looks at guy with fanny pack taking pictures.

"What a fanny pack fucker."

by NiaMurder February 8, 2009

fanny pack

To pack or fill a pussy.

Pack my fanny with your schlong.

Fanny pack me!

by Vin Rouge February 13, 2010

fanny pack

a pouch for the front of gay men

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by smurfette October 2, 2003

Fanny Pack

Usually a bag which is worn over the vagina while in busy places aka London. Is just big enough to fit a big purse and sum cash in.

Guy " Wow your fanny pack rules"
Girl "Thanks, i know it does!"

by Sxc-Babe-Beth December 7, 2006

fanny pack

When a woman takes it in both holes, thus packing it in both her British and American fannies.

While unfashionable, she always touted the usefulness of a good fanny pack once in a while.

by nalpwod April 17, 2008

Fanny Packing

The act of storing a cell phone with a google map app in your fanny pack while having sex. The app keeps track of speed, distance and duration for you.

I was fanny packing this past weekend and it was fantastic.

by FancyNance August 31, 2011

fanny pack

To conceal an item by stowing it under one's taint, utilizing the rear of the scrotum as a means of securing the article.

The theif attempted to fanny pack an avocado from the convenience store.

I will fanny pack that reefer into the venue.

by Chet Erickson December 30, 2008