Funkles

Funkles are the male equivalent of the female "Cankles".

Dude- that chick has cankles. Her fat ass boyfriend has some nasty Funkles! Sick.

by Mattaussie December 19, 2010

fankled

1. Extremely ugly, hideous
2. An extremely messed up object, person, or situation

1. I'd probably hit that if her face wasn't so fankled.

2. I was fankled the morning after we hit that yayo.

by John Cocktoastin November 27, 2002

Fankle

much like a cankle
but when the foot grows into the ankle

"Holy Shit! Her fankles ate her shoes!"

by grrg May 4, 2005

Fankle

A condition with excessive ammounts of fat around the ankle.

Damn after all that KFC Vanessa has huge fankles!

by Noureem April 14, 2006

fankle

A face cankle. A face that is so fat that there is no definition between the chin/jaw and the neck. Similar to where the calf meets the ankle but ends up being a cankle due to the fact that there is no defining spot where the calf changes to ankle.

my face is an example. i keep a beard so that people can distinguish my jawline as i have a fankle

by Zonny November 27, 2012

adam finklestein

Generally the biggest faggot around. No one can compare when it comes to being a little faggot bitch. All aday does is walk around calling people a bitch therefore resulting in him being the biggest one around. Not biggest as in dick size but bingest as in faggot.

OMG that little bitch is such and Adam Finklestein.

by ST3ALTH June 24, 2016

fankeseph

to be incredibly excited about something utterly awesome

He won the lottery, which was a fankeseph event.
She finally held hands with him which was the most fankeseph moment in her life.

by D-Lane December 26, 2007