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faguettes

A stan discord server full of gays spamming meaningless gifs and dragging Bicassie's existence. Derives from music forum ATRL
not me getting timed out from faguettes again...
by AddisonRae2022 January 31, 2022
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What do you call a French man being fucked by a baguette?
A faguette!
by faguettefucker123 April 18, 2021
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A faguette is a gay baguette.

"Yo check this awesome bakery, wanna get some bread? "

"Bro that bread's gay as"

"Yeah, that's a faguette"
"Wow! What ze faguette?!"
by Sk8rRno June 16, 2021
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faguette

Pronunciation: ˈfa-gət

Origin: French

Rhymes with -

baguette | faggot | maggot

1) A rainbow baguette

2) A frenchman

3) A gay man

4) The guy breathing down your neck at the Target Self-Checkout line

5 a) Someone who cuts you off in traffic

b) Someone who is a sloooooow driver

6) your best friend
ex) -- a rainbow baguette

**enter a bakery that you normally wouldnt step foot in, but gf is sick asked you to go across town to pick up a VERY specific bread for GOD knows why and now you step up to order**

Baker: "Hello, step on up. How can I help you?"

You: "I would like ONE faguette, please."

ex2) -- a frenchman

**You see man with mustache in beret, white-and-black broad-horizontally-striped shirt, and white pants holding a baguette**

You: "AY, FAGUETTE!"

ex3) -- gay man

**Two guys making out and check geo-location to notice you're not in a 50mi radius of San Francisco**

You: "AY, BROKE-BACK FAGUETTES!"

ex4) -- guy breathing down neck...

**Man standing too close behind/You can feel all 98.6 degrees F of him on your neck**

**Appropriately shove him**

You: "AY, FAGUETTE! BACK TF UP! You breathin down my neck!"

ex 5a) -- get cut off

**man driving POS Honda weaves thru traffic like its GTA V and cuts you off**

You: "you Fucking FAGUETTE!"

ex 5b) -- too slow... he's a Sid

**left lane is going - JUST slow enough to make you want to switch over, but JUST fast enough that the next lane seems like it would just add more minutes to your drive."**

You: "MOVE! You FUCKING faguette"

ex6) -- BFF

**You pull up to buddy's house with a cold case of Modelo and you smell the grill in the back**

You: "Ayyyyyyyy... wassup you fucking faguette! Here FOO~ ITS MODELO TIME!!! "
by thnc1122 May 30, 2025
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A Faguette Is A Slur Against Gay Men, The word is a mixture of

Fag-uette
You is a Faguette Hoe
by pippienne July 22, 2023
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Faguette

A gaming term specially relative to Riot games, Teamfight tactics (TFT). When someone holds you're units.
That motherfucker stole is holding my ornn so i cant get ornn 3, what a faguette!
by C9 deeznuts June 11, 2022
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Faguette

A gaming term specifically relative to Riot games, Teamfight tactics (TFT). When someone holds you're units.
That motherfucker is holding my Ornn so i can't get my horny Ornny 3, what a faguette!
by C9 deeznuts June 12, 2022
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