ex) -- a rainbow baguette
**enter a bakery that you normally wouldnt step foot in, but gf is sick asked you to go across town to pick up a VERY specific bread for GOD knows why and now you step up to order**
Baker: "Hello, step on up. How can I help you?"
You: "I would like ONE faguette, please."
ex2) -- a frenchman
**You see man with mustache in beret, white-and-black broad-horizontally-striped shirt, and
white pants holding a baguette**
You: "AY, FAGUETTE!"
ex3) -- gay man
**Two guys making out and check geo-location to notice
you're not in a 50mi radius of
San Francisco**
You: "AY, BROKE-BACK FAGUETTES!"
ex4) -- guy breathing down neck...
**Man standing too close behind/You can feel all
98.6 degrees F of him on your neck**
**Appropriately shove him**
You: "AY, FAGUETTE! BACK TF UP! You breathin down my neck!"
ex 5a) -- get cut off
**man driving POS Honda weaves thru traffic like its GTA V and cuts you off**
You: "you Fucking FAGUETTE!"
ex 5b) -- too slow... he's a Sid
**
left lane is going - JUST slow enough to make you want to switch over, but JUST fast enough that the next lane seems like it would just add more minutes to your drive."**
You: "MOVE! You FUCKING faguette"
ex6) -- BFF
**You pull up to buddy's house with a cold case of Modelo and you smell the grill
in the back**
You: "Ayyyyyyyy... wassup you fucking faguette! Here FOO~ ITS MODELO TIME!!! "
