Fartness

The state of being extremely gassy.

would you believe it! Michael has entered into a state of fartness.

by Bediss July 15, 2018

fatness/fitness

One supposedly follows the other; only one letter difference to mean the exact opposites.

If you combine fatness/fitness, what do you get? "Fiatness"? Does that refer to an overweight person who drives a crappy subcompact car?

by QuacksO May 31, 2020

factonese

the language of a person who only speaks facts

I only speak factonese

by django'sbaby July 7, 2020

FACTIEST

The person with the most facts. Great at having facts. Good at facts.

I am the FACTIEST person you know

by FACTIEST September 9, 2020

fatness

fatness is when you call people “fatness” you can also say “fatnas” it’s perfect

Fatnas!
Omg you called me Fatnas!?! Well you’re fatness!!

by P00puglu April 9, 2022

fartness lockness

a fart monster that haunts your doors when they are locked. It eats u from the inside out, usually it tends to hide in your intestinal track.

person 01889: My intestinal track feels like the 9th circle of hell
Per(poop)son 5: I think thats just fartness lockness, no need to fear! he is lover.

person 1892937388999: U shit licker!

by fartness lockness June 30, 2022

Factionless Victim

A third party who takes no sides who becomes victim to the onslaught of both waring factions.

Clive: Yo I owe this nigga weed and gotta pay a traffic violation after finishing a double at work! I'm bouta snap!
Troy: You just a factionless victim bro, never let an estranged nigga in your car without know what he is carrying and don't be speeding in the rain after work.

by Capuchin for Hire October 1, 2023