A statement of questionable legitimacy. There is usually little or no evidence to back up a stoner fact, however the maker of the statement will insist that his or her information is accurate and act as if it is common knowledge. The term derives from the suspect statements often made by stoners.
Josh: "Coughing gets you like ten times higher, man."
Spiegel: "Yeah, right. That is such a stoner fact."
Josh: "No, I'm serious, man, everyone knows it's true."
Spiegel: "Sure it is. Next you're going to be telling me that if my roommate dies, I'll get straight A's."
Spiegel: "Yeah, right. That is such a stoner fact."
Josh: "No, I'm serious, man, everyone knows it's true."
Spiegel: "Sure it is. Next you're going to be telling me that if my roommate dies, I'll get straight A's."
by Brantski June 28, 2009
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When someone who thinks they're smarter than you are randomly spews out unsolicited, relatively obscure facts relating to any subject.
Glenn: Did you know that on Star Trek the USS Enterprise is powered by a Matter-Anti Matter reactor?
Christian: You're such a friggin' know it all. Enough with Fact Bombs already would you?
Christian: You're such a friggin' know it all. Enough with Fact Bombs already would you?
by Snarkzilla February 3, 2014
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It can be used in pretty much any situation.
Also you spell it the same backwards.
It can be used in pretty much any situation.
Also you spell it the same backwards.
Sal- Hey Whats up
Jim- Nuttin much, can I bum a smoke off you
Sal- Facaf
"but they stay friends"
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Jim- Hey Sal come pick me up man.
Sal- Facaf
"but probably ends up picking him up"
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Jim- Nuttin much, can I bum a smoke off you
Sal- Facaf
"but they stay friends"
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Jim- Hey Sal come pick me up man.
Sal- Facaf
"but probably ends up picking him up"
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by Dr.Pham October 12, 2011
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Jessica tries way too hard to come off as social. Look at her facadebook status; "PARTY TONIGHT! ohh man summa time is here and im havin a BLAST! love my friends." And seriously, 104 pictures from dinner with Kelly at IHOP?
by pir8 June 13, 2009
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Get the facial cleanser mug.a statement one says when they are incredibly drunk that they believe to be true, but no one believes them
Doug: "80% of alcohol poisoning transports to the hospital are girls."
John: "Doug, wtf, that's so not true. It's another one of your drunk facts."
Doug: "Dude, it is. Look it up."
John: "Whatever man, you're so drunk! haha"
Doug: "No, dude- you don't believe me? I swear, bro, you can look it up!"
John: "Doug, wtf, that's so not true. It's another one of your drunk facts."
Doug: "Dude, it is. Look it up."
John: "Whatever man, you're so drunk! haha"
Doug: "No, dude- you don't believe me? I swear, bro, you can look it up!"
by SLUXC'12 December 15, 2010
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