Facefag

One who excessively adds people as friends on Facebook even if they have little or no association with those people. As a result, it appears that they are more popular than they actually are.

Wow, Jenson has more than 800 friends on Facebook, that's crazy!

Dude, he's just a huge facefag, he added my sister who he's never even talked to!

by Lenquist December 16, 2008

facetaint

The polar opposite of your taint...the area between your upper lip and your nose.

mustache hair separates at this point... (facetaint).
I split my face taint on my friends fist.
When one smells a fine cigar you swipe the cigar across your face taint...

by Majongen July 7, 2008

faceage

the process of being slapped, whipped, hit, owned, etc. with an item manufactured by the North Face brand

"Son, steve gave dat white girl some mad faceage wit his coat"

by Wakefieldbaby November 1, 2006

facelag

When someone responds to an old status update on Facebook, days or weeks after the date of posting.

Also known as Twitlag.

"John finally responded to my comment about the 2008 elections. The dude has some serious Facelag."

by Joshua 'Z' Hernandez March 31, 2009

Facebagging

The act of physically bagging the face of oneself, generally in paper form, that of which is preferably decorated.

Born of an anarchical stance to promote inner beauty and/or the desire for anonymity, facebagging is a social movement currently sweeping the underground.

*Facebagging is unrelated to the act of bagging or insulting an individuals face

"I didn't want anyone i knew to recognise me with my grandmother, so I slipped on my designer facebagging bag and went outside comfortably incognito."

by Facebagger September 28, 2009

Facebag

When a Facebook user is being a general douche bag on Facebook.

Did you see Joe's post on how disgusting people spend all their time on Facebook even though he posted 12 times today? What a Facebag.

by klean_x May 16, 2015

Facewaggoner

Person who only mentions a team on social media after a key win or during a successful season. Opposite of a die-hard fan.

Now that the 49ers aren't playing well, the facewaggoners have gone silent.

You only hear from the Chargers' facewaggoners after they beat the Raiders.

by de1 fueg0 December 21, 2015