facesucked

verb (v.): When you are delayed, or have come to a complete stop to what you are doing because of Facebook.

P: hey why didnt you text back last night?

C: sorry i got facesucked.

by Codyyomama March 12, 2011

facebackbushing

escaping out of somewhere backwards so your face cant be seen, dodging and ducking and hiding behind things

facebackbushing out of the office

whose that? .....i divn't nar....they're facebackbushing outta here so i cannit see who it is.

by bobbijanethegreat November 9, 2012

faceback stalking

The act of looking at past pictures, posts and other facebook evidence to corroborate something you find out about but had not known to be true

I had no idea Kevin and Marie were dating but I did some faceback stalking and they have quite a lot of flirty pictures and have been a few places alone so it makes sense now.

by victoriousecret October 25, 2013

facejacker

Someone or group of people that comment on your Facebook post and then carry on to have their own unrelated conversation.

I posted on Facebook about my swollen ankle. Bob and Margret both replied then carried on talking off topic to themselves on my post! You fecking Facejacker!

by TC5712 July 25, 2016

facesick

Feeling sick on the face. Rash on the face red and sore face

I have facesick. My face has a rash on it feeling sore and red.

by Alcoha April 29, 2019