facesterbating

masturbating to photos on facebook.

I feel like such a creeper -- I was totally facesterbating to your little sister last night.

by kookymiyuki March 1, 2011

philadelphia facebuster

A sexual move in which the male, while fucking a chick doggy-style cuts out her arms and slams her face onto the floor. This move is used to the best effect when done on a hardwood surface or stairwell. Since it often leads to a bloody nose among other things it can be combined with a strawberry shortcake. Invented in Siasconset, Ma at Camp Sankaty Head.

"Yo i gave that chick the meanest Philadelphia Facebuster last night."
"Who was it?"
"Just look for the chick with the black and blue face"

by Chris "The Devil" Farley January 2, 2009

Arabian Facebuster

When you enter a bar in America, and because you are of Arabian descent, people throw things at you, but once they start throwing waitresses at them, you catch her and romance her until you take her to a movie and she wants to make sweet love to you, so you whip it out in the theater and she begins to caress it. but just as you begin to "go", a policeman comes to arrest you, and you splooge into his/her face.

Atticus Finch: I read the paper today.
Tina Turner:What did it say?
Atticus Finch: Well it said some damn arab gave one of our fine police officers an arabian facebuster at the picture show.
Tina Turner: We live in an odd town

by Wayne "The Brain" McClaine August 2, 2008

facewasted

when you have wasted your life on facebook. Either chatting,commenting,uploading,or posting etc. etc.

dude1: man my GF broke up with me
dude2: why???

dude1: she said ive facewasted my life away
dude2:...well thats kind of true
dude1: HOW CAN YOU SAY THAT!!!
dude2: well we're chatting on face book right now
dude1: oh.... *sob sob*

by ireallytrynottodothis July 18, 2009

Fagmaster

A so called dude who lives to suck cock's and get fucked up his asshole one who is very submissive and feminine

That dude K is a fagmaster he wants your cock in his mouth 👄 and asshole

by Cumdepsority March 8, 2023

facebaiter

A Facebooker who only ever comments on posts with the intention of calling into question the tastes or opinions of the original poster. Posts deliberately belittling or snide comments only likely to cause the originator offense or to reply in a defensive manner, provoking a 'Facespat'.

A worthy and heartfelt post on German athletes rainbow coloured uniforms for the Olympics to be held in anti-gay Russia:

Facebaiter Reply - 'Hardly Rainbow Coloured'
Supplementary Facebaiter reply: 'Newsflash: German makes yellow, green and blue duffel coat of Winter Olypmics'

by KumquatKing October 4, 2013

Firemaster

Basicly a Try-Hard at every fucking game in the Universe.

Look at Firemaster over there Try-Harding on Brawlhalla again.

by Thonking August 24, 2017