facebase

the act of facebooking that resembles the use use of freebasing cocain. Hours of use that leaves you feeling empty inside. Feeling powerless to say no from compulsive checking to see if any one has made a comment. Repeated comments on your own posts.

Last night I was at the the movie, but I all that was on my mind was another facebase.

by leonfun1 February 22, 2010

facecheck

Used when travelling in a large passenger vechicle with a rather "experienced" college coed who spends more time below the view of the rear view mirror than visable in it...

Concerned Driver (aka Dad): "Chris what's the slopping sound?"

Disturbed passenger (aka Mom): "Mary, FACECHECK!!!"

by Douches November 25, 2004

facecheck

to scan someone's facebook profile picture before accepting their friend request.

dude, i have 15 friend requests, i totally dont have time to facecheck every one of them!

by crissie777 August 10, 2009

facebickery

Arguing (bickering) back and forth on Facebook. This is especially annoying when two Facebickerers hijack someone else's thread and air their dirty laundry to everyone who is out there and no one who cares.

Fucking Todd and Lisa had to jump on my thread about Jim's party and launch into some Facebickery about their failed relationship! Assholes.

by tuftskinstoo October 22, 2011

Facebitcher

Someone who constantly updates their Facebook status with complaints and disgruntlement about life, boyfriend/girlfriend, work, school,etc, etc.

Mike-"Shari is complaining about her boyfriend on Facebook...again."
David-"Yeah I saw, she such a Facebitcher."

by Dr. Douche June 16, 2012

facecheck

Facecheck, noun. The impact one's face into the feet or fists of another, usually under the misguided impression that this will somehow lead to victory. When used in gaming, a facecheck is any rush by an inferior party into a superior one and the subsequent inevitable outcome.
Can also be used as a verb, to facecheck is to make said impact.

Man, I can't believe Jim facechecked Roger like that. He's twice his size, what was he thinking?

by T R Trollington October 23, 2012

facecheck

When you're rude to a waitress, 'facecheck' is what she does to you in return. Rather than fold your check and gently place it on the table, she instead removes a pin from her hair and proceeds to embed the check to your forhead.

"Oh no you didn't, woman! Aint no $5.15-an-hour waitress-hag gonna facecheck me on my dime!

by Burt Thunderskivvy September 12, 2006