Face-Mother-Booker

To Express Your Disapproval To A Person/Friend On Any Social Network Who Do Not Make Any Meaningful Contribution On Your Page But With Pretends Seeks To Monitor And Destroy One's Progress.

eg. I Identified A Face-Mother-Booker Trying To Hack My Social Network Password

my girlfriend told me a guy asked her out over the internet. lo and behold it was a face-mother-booker!

by Kofi Kattah March 19, 2010

Face your books

A figurative way that means "to be educated"

Since you’re thinking about finishing my degree, you’ll have to face your books again.

by sawitontiktok June 29, 2023

Twitter Bookin The Face Page

The act of twittering on twitter.com and checking your facebook on facebook.com at the same time.

Oh My Gosh! Im Running Late! I Better Go Twitter Bookin The Face Page real quick!

by Josh Thaa Man May 2, 2009

booking my face

The much more awesome way of saying you were just on face book doing some important shit like always.

Punk: Hey todd why wasn't your punk ass at practice today?

Badass: I was just booking my face, you know, doing some important shit.

by ben hardass September 23, 2010

Facebook your ass

When a hurt, spiteful person posts something personal, private and intimate about another person where that person will in turn feel betrayed, embarrassed, hurt, or even criminally prosecuted.

She told John she wanted to be with him for the rest of her life, then she changed her mind. John didn't take too kindly with her decision. He told her, "Bitch, I'll Facebook your ass, so he Facebooked her ass and posted her brazenly bragging about all of her recent misdeeds

by Nikki Stixx October 12, 2019

Facebook Fireman

This is a person who works for the Fire Department and at every opportunity this person is posting on Facebook about everything they have ever done while on duty. This is because they are not very good at the job, so they need all of the "pats on the back" from their other fake "friends" on Facebook.

"Dave is totally a Facebook Fireman."

by NYCFF July 18, 2012

Facebook Worth

=((# of likes your Facebook post gets)/(# of Facebook friends)).

A higher Facebook Worth means your friends really care about you.

"Ricky always gets a lot of likes, but his Facebook Worth is really low."

by Extra Mayo June 8, 2016