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Exton, PA

Exton is a small town that branches off of West Chester. It is known for fast cars and fast people. Everywhere you look, there are ATC kids racing one another in their tricked out Hondas down Route 100.
Everybody knows everybody and those you don't know, still somehow know your business.
You will always pass a friend on Route 100 at least once during the day
There is nothing really fun to do in Exton so all Exton's younger residents usually travel to West Chester when they want to hit bars other than The Winner's Circle.
Pretty much everyone has lived in Exton or around Exton for most of their lives and do not plan on leaving anytime soon.
But I must say, you can hit a WaWa in five minutes from any point in Exton. It is fabulous!!
by Cleveland April 3, 2005
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exhole

A word coined to describe an asshole ex-husband. First used online in MSN Groups in 2002, it has been spreading ever since.
My exhole is late on his child-support payment again.
by Anita/SisD October 6, 2004
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extonym

A word that is an irregular extension or formation of an existing word in order to imply extra connotations or suggest further associations from the meaning of the root word. Like the words synonym, antonym and homonym, the word extonym is derived similarly: Ext- (extend) + "onyma" (Greek for "name").
An extonym for the word "moustache" is "moustachioed", e.g. a "moustachioed" man is not simply a man with a moustache but implies the moustache is the defining feature of his character.

An extonym for the word "speech" is "speechifying", e.g. "The politician finished speechifying the audience and quickly left." Therefore the politician does not simply make a speech but the connotations are that the giving of the speech was the function of the politician's role, not intended sincerely, and in turn the audience has tolerated this ritual with a suggestion it has been covered in an aural equivalent of bulldust.

An extonym for the word "feral" is "feralated", e.g. "The shoppers went wild at the Xmas sale, leaving the shop assistants feralated by the end of the morning." The implication is that the shop assistants have not simply been tested by heavy traffic but the normally domesticated shoppers have been so wild that the shop assistants have been wrung out, if not personally violated, by the abandonment of civilised standards.
by Dr Euan Mitchell December 22, 2005
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exfoliate

Actually means to clean yourself in such a way to remove dead skin cells and then remoisturize the skin.

Now that the real definition is out of the way, let's do an Urban definition!

When a man is pounding a chick doggy-style near a toilet. The man grabs the chick by the hair and shoves her head into the toilet, flushing it and giving her a swirley! Now that the face is cleansed, it must be moisturized. The guy then yanks her head out of the the toilet by her dripping wet hair, pulls his dick out of her, and blows his load all over her face.
I'll exfoliate Mel Gibson, how 'bout that?
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extortionist

One who makes great monetary gain by asking for it under false pretenses, especially a doctor.
In George Bush's America, all doctors practice extortion.
by GuidoPosse69 February 11, 2005
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Extortion Day

Also known as April 15th in the USA. It is the day where people scramble to make sure their mafia tribute...oh I mean "taxes" are filed and paid for in fear that the Local, State, and Federal Government will lock them up in a cage.

Formally known as "Tax Day"
Mark: Hey John, what day is it?
John: Its April 15th, Happy Extortion Day!
Mark: Oh man! I love Extortion Day, and I love knowing that my hard-earned money is used to fund my president's vacations and the countless wars that he creates! Thanks Big Government :D
by WageSlave2014 April 15, 2014
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Exton, PA

This is the place for you if you want to find roads with traffic light after traffic light after traffic light after traffic light AFTER TRAFFIC LIGHT AFTER OH MY GOD HOW MANY TRAFFIC LIGHTS CAN YOU PUT IN ONE QUARTER MILE STRETCH OF ROAD? I JUST WANT TO GET TO THE EXTON MALL SO I CAN WALK AROUND WITH THE GOTH KIDS WHILE NOT EVER BUYING ANYTHING AND GETTING YELLED AT BY MALL COPS FOR SITTING ON THE COUCHES IN THE HALLWAY, AND I HAVE TO STOP EVERY 25 FEET TO GET FROM BUSINESS 30 TO ROUTE 30! But at least the road to the Regal Theater isn't BACKED UP ALL THE WAY FROM THE LIGHT BACK TO THE INTERSECTION OF 30 AND WHITFORD ROAD! AND WHY ARE THEY PUTTING IN A LOWES HERE!?!?!?! ARE THEY PUTTING IN ANOTHER TRAFFIC LIGHT!? THEY ARE!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHGHGHHGGG!!
"Yo, wanna go out to Exton, PA, and hit up the mall, then afterwards go see if the bowling palace can find the goodness in their hearts to rent us a lane, then wait in line for 40 minutes to get tickets to see a movie with a bunch of screaming 14-year-olds and get a stomach virus later at Chili's?"
"Sure, lemme just throw on my black shirt, chains, paint fake tears under my eyes and go ask my mommy if she'll drive us out there after taking my sister to dance class."
by Phil k June 5, 2005
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