Evidence

That which proves or disproves; that which makes plain or clear. Facts.

The lawyer could not provide enough evidence for his defendant

by goodvibesgoogooogg April 3, 2017

There is no evidence

This phrase used to be used by experts in a field (e.g. law, government, science) after they had spent a huge amount of time (e.g. weeks/months/years) studying and researching every single possible angle on a subject before having the knowledge to say that "there is no evidence" that a certain statement or object is true.

Nowadays, it is used by any Tom, Dick or Harry who spent zero time studying and researching a subject to appear that they know something in depth when they disagree with an expert opinion (the expert opinion has overwhelming proof and is utterly true).

This phrase should not be allowed on any broadcast media unless whoever says it can prove to the world that they have done their research and can prove their point.

"There is no evidence that you'll get wet if you go underwater"

by Diamond_Thunder March 23, 2021

elvidence

Evidence that lends direct support or opposition to one of the many conspiracy theories surrounding the death of Elvis Presley.

New elvidence has been discovered in an abandoned Memphis studio proving Elvis recorded two new songs in 1989.

by brr101373 December 20, 2016

evidence

liquor(the term is incroporated into a suggestion that the evidence can be destroyed by drinking it)

How did that punk get ahold of my evidence?

by Light Joker May 9, 2006

Anecdotal Evidence

Bullshit terminology made up by pseudo-intellectuals to dismiss anything that doesn't match up with their bullshit.

Dad claims my many links to people dying from the vaccine is "anecdotal evidence" which he never even looked at it because he think the feds will tell him the truth, just like how 9/11 was totally not a inside job.

by The Painful Reality May 5, 2021

Evidence

Evidence is a name that not so many people have heard of. He is african person that has load of friends from almost most skl that HE know. He can be really funny and really fun to be with. His name sound like someone who is intelligent but is low-key not the smartest person. He can help you with some question on life. If you start to know him better, you will realise that he is acc a nice person. He not the best attractive person but he is really loyal and really delightful person. He is also someone that if your in a fight he will back you up if you are good friend with him. Evidence loves to eat and loves to be relax so he could be at time clusmy. He is also really sportive, even though he doesn't do much sport. He also always have gum so if your mouth is bitter, just ask him and he will pull out a bag of gum out of his pocket.

Heey Evidence, Do you have any gum?
I got you James.
Thanks g

by FortismereStudent November 27, 2018

damming evidence

Irrefutable proof that beavers have been busy at the roadside culvert or drainage-ditch.

D.O.T. worker: A huge mass of sticks and logs beside the bridge that crosses a brook is all the damming evidence I need that Eager and his flat-tailed buddies have been at it again.

by QuacksO February 28, 2019