Elf euphemism

A euphemism that stupidly normalizes or "shrinks" bad and vulgar words into dumb-freshly idiot euphemisms or Humpty Dumpty moron euphemisms

"Blonderasious" is an elf euphemism of "blondejerky"

by Maltreater Carmeile September 3, 2025

euphejism

Instead of defecating on your partner's face, to ejaculate.

I was constipated so I had to give my boss a euphejism.

by Garmani May 31, 2017

euphemisema

A severe malady of the throat/lungs caused by the over-use of euphemisms. More serious than emphasisema --- a somewhat-similar but less-acute/chronic coughing/wheezing condition caused by habitually speaking urgently/loudly about unimportant topics --- it is generally only treatable by diligently avoiding all forms of "meaningless adjectives", even the "milder" or "imitation" phrases.

Although euphemisema is a serious disease, it is still morally-preferable to using actual swear words, since this can cause even more horrid effects on those within earshot. Therefore is it less selfish to"take one for the team" and get sick yourself , rather than searing others' tender eardrums with a perpetual potty-mouth.

by QuacksO October 4, 2017

Euthemism

The art of 'Wizard Fishing', generally with a Pole and some slippage.

Some of the time we spent holding our breath was spent Euthemisming

by DuckDivingIntoPonds July 4, 2022