Esben

Esben is a danish gamer who is known for his terrible League of Legend plays.

He is constantly babbing around looking in bushes, hoping to find some delicious Teemo mushrooms.
He is very fond of Teemo mushrooms, which is proved by his long walks on the beach with his mushroom friends.

The rating "bronze" is inspired by Esben, and the creator of LoL made this rank with Esben in mind.

"Esben, why are you not in this team fight?!"
"No Esben don't go in the bush, you will die!!"

by Dingotronic October 26, 2013

Esbalonc

A word describing uter bull shit.

"oh that maths home was complete esbalonc"

by TheRamClam February 3, 2013

esbenson

Jason with a hurt back who tortures his mother by stealing all of her money over 40 grand a month for heroin and has nothing to show for it but tracks

The road tracks run up-and-down the arms down the legs into the toes but the Esbenson train Has been running on the wrong tracks for years-and will never get anywhere

by jayson Esbenson pa.sc. August 5, 2017

esbin

Smiley. Tends to smile over anything even when upset. Able to hold major grudges. But also has a very sweet side. DON'T END UP ON HIS BAD SIDE THO. Knows how to spin a rifle. Very dedicated to the stuff he does, and can be really awkward in front of new people.

Hi I'm Esbin I'm in NJROTC. Wanna see me spin a rifle.

by liba :) August 21, 2017

ESBU

ESBU - (Everyone Sucks But Us)
An acronym used to describe situations when everyone around you sucks. Can be used anywhere at anytime.

“Yo girl, we need to split... this place has ESBU!” She replied, “Yup! Everyone Sucks But Us! We out!”

by ES/BU February 18, 2020

Esbjerg

Esbjerg is a medium big city with a population of about 85.000. It is located in the southwestern part of the peninsula Jylland.

It's great to live in Esbjerg, it can be so peaceful at times.

by mr top August 16, 2012

Esben

There should be more guys like Esben. He's considerate & smart, also he knows who is Spinal Tap, so case closed. The 1st time I looked into his eyes I felt like Seth from Superbad when he describes Matt Muir eyes: "Have you ever stared into his eyes? It's like the first time I heard the Beatles."

Have you ever stared into Esben's eyes? It's like the first time I heard Joy Division.

by PerlePerle August 10, 2017