Ernestas

One of the craziest mother fuckers you will ever lay eyes on. He will steal your swords and use them to impale your chest. He will beat the shit out of babies and torture them. He bullies mentally disabled children. Other than that, he’s a great guy.

Hey it’s Ernestas. .

Yup it’s me, Ernestas

by ernestas November 24, 2021

Ernest P. Whirl

When one urinates into their lovers mouth and then uses their penis like a stirstick.

Hey Vern, would you like an Ernest P. whirl?

by utrtrhrutr August 30, 2009

Ernesto

Ernesto is an angry italian man. You can often find him standing on the corner of his street asking why people have parked out the front of his house. He likes wood and telling you he worked on that house. He has a hard head but a soft spot for Lupini’s.

Person 1: who is that person standing on the corner in his jocks?

Person 2: ohhh thats just Ernesto, he has a Rottweiler.

Person 1: he looks like Vince Colosimo

by Chenzo.ernesto January 19, 2022

Ernest

The most amazingly perfect man you will ever meet. Great lover. Eyes you can get lost in. Will always put you before himself. Great kisser. Sex to die for! Loves you unconditionally and will go to extremes to make sure you are taken care of. Best person ever!!!

My boyfriend Ernest is the best!

by Emmerleeanne January 21, 2023

ernest

a super sexy person who has a big penis at teen age and better than grisha

ernest better thwn grisha

by jerome ferome 123 May 14, 2015

Ernest Manning

A badass, getto high school in calgary alberta canada

to be demolished in 2012 and relocated in to a snobby rich district

Paul: did you hear about that kid who broke into Ernest Manning high school with a gun?

frank:yea........ so?

by nibblerfish October 20, 2009

Ernesto

A super hot guys most even call him daddy he’s also good at fortnite and in bed

Did you see Ernesto play fortnite he’s a god

by Pipi June 2, 2018