An erecto-high occurs when a male has maintained an erection for so long that it decreases the blood flow to the rest of the individuals body. This will leave this male light headed and will give him a "loopy" mind state.
by Long Dong Shags Well August 7, 2013
Get the Erecto-High mug.1. Thats when you wake up in the morning with a RAGING hard on as a result of the need to pee. It really has nothing to do with hormones... truly a mystery to us men. We just kind of wake up sometimes and think "awwwww NUTS I wanted to stay in bed, now I got to get rid of this thing by taking a pee." Even worse is the physical manuevers one must use in order to point the erection DOWNWARD. The average fellow knows nothing of acrobatics, but I would think a mans pee hard tactics are as unique as a finger print. I myself start with a brisk walk to warm the muscles and of coarse a few squat thrusts followed by a good stretch. I then remove my garments, place myself infront of the bathroom sink and raise my arms directly up towards the sky. In one fell swoop I give it one good cartwheel to the left which places me in a hand stand precisely infront of my toilet. I then exhale slowly, and begin urinating. I have found that listening to Mozart can sort of get things flowing.
2. Captain of the star ship Enterprise.
2. Captain of the star ship Enterprise.
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Well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. Its best to talk to them about it.
Well an example would be of the time either your brother or dad woke up with one. Its best to talk to them about it.
by Just a boy with a dream November 13, 2010
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A spell cast by an attractive female on a male or group of males. As she walks into the room, the spell is cast and all males who make eye contact with the woman receive instant erections.
Side Note: The spell can be cast without the attractive female's knowing but by simply dressing provocatively.
Side Note: The spell can be cast without the attractive female's knowing but by simply dressing provocatively.
Ex: As the gorgeous model walked into the room, erecto patronum was cast and all of the male photographers received boners visibly seen protruding through their pants.
by BHBandit December 1, 2013
Get the erecto patronum mug.The act of masturbation where one slides his hand up and down his penis while moving his fingers in a fashion similar to playing an electric guitar.
“Yo, I’m so grossed out!!! I went to Sean’s room to see if he wanted to play some ball outside and I caught him playin’ the Erectric Guitar!!! He looked so embarrassed!! ”
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Wayne: "That babe over there. She has my erectoral vote."
Wayne and Garth: "Schwing!"
Wayne: "That babe over there. She has my erectoral vote."
Wayne and Garth: "Schwing!"
by Juxtapose April 17, 2009
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Get the Erecto Potrotorno mug.n. A particularly adhesive eruption of love piss, often caused by viewing ghost porn on an overly full stomach.
Woah, man... Gus just spooged a whole gallon of erectoplasm on his keyboard... his carers are gonna be pissed !
by T3h Mandible April 9, 2009
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