Epic win

An incredible success so fantastic that long poems would be written about it in the future.

Person 1: "I just baked 30 minute brownies in 20 minutes."

Person 2: "Epic win."

by FMFL January 27, 2009

EpicGamerMoment

That amazing moment that everybody has

That EpicGamerMoment when your mom says your adopted and your extra thicc looking step sister walks in

by MinecraftDiamondMiner July 20, 2019

Epical

Epical is what you say when something is epic and radical at the same time.

Jonas: Dude, I found a free phone on the side of the road
Jimmy: Whoa, that's so epical!

by Bendew February 8, 2019

Epic Beard Man

Epic Beard Man is a 67 year old mother fucker who slaps the shit out of tough guys.

Did you see that dead black guy in the street? I think Epic Beard Man killed him.

by the Gnart February 17, 2010

Eicca Toppinen

Extremely sexy Finnish cellist. Mastermind behind most work by the Finnish cellist trio, Apocalyptica. Has written many fabulous songs, Harmageddon being the first. Big pouty lips, blonde hair, blue eyes, and a very sexy body when covered in leather clothing. Writer of the single gospel in the Dynasticist (see Dynasticsm) Bible. Is a control-freak and appears at times to be a sadist.

Is also known as Sex With A Cello Bow.

He lives in my pants. And sometimes in Finland.

"Eicca Toppinen can really play that cello!"

by Dynasticist15 January 9, 2006

Epic of Gilgafail

noun: a failure so large that ordinary descriptions, such as "Epic Failure," cease to distinguish it from the ho-hum everyday failures. Takes its roots from the ancient Sumerian text _The Epic of Gilgamesh_.

Only you can decide when an Epic of Gilgafail happens. The prerequisites are that it must be painful, time-consuming, and/or humiliating.

by bagel4732 February 24, 2009

epicer

(1)way more than epic
(2)way better than somthing that is already epic
see epic and then multiply it by 109,492,847,832.2

Dude, this vid. is way epicer than that one.

by WNxSexyCat December 9, 2008