Damn, look at that girls eefer, homie.
Ex. Damn ive been doing hella squats lately, my eefer's getting hella bigger.
Ex. Damn ive been doing hella squats lately, my eefer's getting hella bigger.
by BangzBlood June 13, 2016
Get the Eefer mug.electronic penis. when you zap somebody in an argument online, and they cant come up with a fitting comeback, everyone bows to the almighty might of your epenis. accentuates the fact that an online argument is like the special olympics, when you win youre still a retard.
squirly98: coldplay is for fags.
quilted711: come back when your balls drob.
squirly98: your epeen just grew 2 inches.
quilted711: come back when your balls drob.
squirly98: your epeen just grew 2 inches.
by viciousk September 29, 2008
Get the epeen mug.A misspelled portmanteau of "electronic" and "penis", the word originally stemmed from online games such as First-person Shooters (FPS) and Massive Multiplayer Online Role Playing Games (MMORPG), but is becoming increasingly common in other areas of the Internet. Epeen is suggestive of an Oedipus complex, whereby the individual struggles with their sexuality and real life environment, displacing all energy towards bettering their life in the virtual world.
Player 1: WHY CAN'T YOU GUYS KILL THE BLOOD GUARDS? ARE YOU FKING RETARDED?
Player 2: umadbro?
Player 3: i think he has an epeen
Player 1: WTF WTF PLAYER 2 HAS A FISHING POLE EQUIPPED!!
Player 2: umadbro? awww lil epeen needs a time out
Player 1: Fine, I admit it, I talk in caps angrily because my life sucks, I have a small penis, and my mother beats me.
Player 3: hahahahh
Player 2: hahahaahahahah good.
Player 2: umadbro?
Player 3: i think he has an epeen
Player 1: WTF WTF PLAYER 2 HAS A FISHING POLE EQUIPPED!!
Player 2: umadbro? awww lil epeen needs a time out
Player 1: Fine, I admit it, I talk in caps angrily because my life sucks, I have a small penis, and my mother beats me.
Player 3: hahahahh
Player 2: hahahaahahahah good.
by dontcallmewhite June 15, 2011
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Get the eefeedalot mug.When a person tries to speak their throat has a seizure and it sounds like a phone ringing on vibrate which is why its called Vib Throat known as Epeleptic Throat.
by B.Nicole May 13, 2010
Get the Epeleptic Throat mug.The phenomenon that occurs when a male is urinating, especially into a urinal, but then realizes he also needs to pinch a loaf.
Sorry I took so long bro, I was takin' a mad whiz but I had a total epeephany so I had to stop mid-stream and run to one of the stalls
by ThePunster February 13, 2014
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