jamba juice engineer

an engineer who does not know any more about engineering than a person working at jamba juice.

dont be a jamba juice engineer, you wont be able to solve any real world problems.

by kgthelion October 24, 2010

chemical engineering

1) Hardest of the engineering disciplines and probably the hardest undergrad major ever. By the time you are three years into it, you'll hear strange noises at night and get increasingly paranoid. Some go insane or so the legends tell.
2) making other majors sound worthless
3) intense rape

Dude 1: "What's your major man?"
Dude 2: "Chemical Engineering"
Dude 1: "...how long do you think you'll last?"

by intenseflowrate October 23, 2013

Engineering 3.0

During undergraduate engineering studies, a 3.0 grade point average is as large an accomplishment as a 4.0 in a liberal arts education.

"I can't find a job due to employers picking history majors for their GPA, thanks Engineering 3.0"

by JMcFlyasdf November 5, 2011

enginigger

Portmanteau of 'engineer' and 'nigger'.
Unlike an engineer, an enginigger lacks formal qualifications and completes projects using the least effort and worst materials, often while wielding the wrong tools.

An enginiggering project is not to be confused with a nigger rig. While the latter involves shoddy repairs, the former involves building something shoddy from scratch.
Most enginiggering works can be found in the ghetto. The results are often tragic/hilarious.

<Bonifa and Shanique are downtown, where they see Tyrone driving a rusty cadillac with big rims.>
Bonifa: Tyrone just graduated from nigger U! Where'd he get the dough for a caddy?
Shanique: He didn't! Whitey taught him how to weld in the joint, and now he be an enginigger. He go weld himself two lawnmower engines onto a scrapped caddy frame.
Bonifa: And where does he put the gas?
Shanique: In old grape juice bottles. They connected to the lawnmowers through a garden hose.
Bonifa: Isn't that dangerous, cuz they could leak 'n shit?
Shanique: Nah sista! I'm sure he....
<Shanique is interrupted by a loud explosion and huge fireball emanating from Tyrones Cadillac.>

by burninator1823 November 10, 2013

Aerospace Engineering

A field where your best will never be good enough and girls are rarer than a shiny Pikachu.

college freshman: "I don't really care about happiness in life, or enjoying college..I think I'll go into aerospace engineering."

by shiny pikachu February 10, 2013

combat engineer

Combat engineers are infantry but better. They can do all that infantry does with added explosives. They are known to be hard nosed, hard dick, fighting machines. Never cross paths with one of theSe crazy mofos

There are obstacles between us and the objective call the combat engineers.

by Sapper12B February 22, 2015

power engineer

The most respected career in the world. Worked by men with solid muscles and huge horse-cocks.

Hey Girl, did you see that rich, sexy, hairy, muscular man that was hung like a horse?

You mean that Power Engineer? How could I miss such a perfect piece of man meat?

by The best kind of Engineer January 10, 2014