Starbucks enema

Bowel movement caused by drinking an oversized cup of coffee. Usually happens when you are already back in the car. Only the sheer willpower of a Jedi will keep you safe until you reach the office.

Oh man. I am stuck in traffic and this Venti caffe latte is giving me a Starbucks enema. Let's hope I don't soil myself.

by Billy Bubba July 6, 2008

Wurst Enema

A fancy term for anal

If I go back in time and do myself, am I my own wurst enema?

by Varkarrus April 3, 2013

piss enema

Performing anal sex then urinating in their rectum.

That piss enema soothed my ass and made it feel nice and warm after you butt fucked me.

by LilSwine February 20, 2009

golden toilet enema

When you take a shit in pissy toilet water and it splashes up in your open ass hole.

Fuck, I forgot to flush that chicks piss, now I can give myself a really creepy golden toilet enema!

by atomicpunk5150 May 12, 2009

toilet enema

When you are shitting and the water splashes right back into the ole butthole before it closes back up.

Who needs a beday? I just had a toilet enema today.

by bobby col. June 29, 2008

Truth Enema

Administration of pure and unadulterated truthfulness, the astringency of which is enough to cleanse the filthy bowels of a deluded soul.

Everybody kept telling Chris that they were sure his girlfriend was always working late and not staying behind to fuck her boss.
I being a true friend decided to administer a truth enema, and inform him that his girlfriend is probably getting reamed over the copy machine daily, nightly and ever so rightly.
Thus he was able to able to cleanse himself of the female infectious human waste and lead a fulfilling life.

by Zoomlion January 15, 2010

Canadian enema

Butt chugging maple syrup.

Oh eh, Tom's trying out the Canadian Enema eh. Let's watch.

by CanadianTom January 4, 2019