Empty

My breasts are empty. Like two empty socks dangling beneath my clavicle

Someone has let the air out of these balloons for sure

My tits are so empty, soft and floppy

by Working Class Hero January 9, 2021

Empty the bag

To ejaculate, to blow a load, to cum.

It's been so long since I've been laid, I need to empty the bag.

by T-Knight March 11, 2010

Empty Tango

The act of two females making love... equipment obviously not included.

Circa 1953.

What is presently referred to as: WOW HER WITH MY AWESOMENESS

Window-Peeper: I heard back in the fifties your grandmother got drunk and did the empty tango with Pocky's kinfolk.

Spoon-Licker: What can I say it was the fifties and she needed a College Rec.

Sheep-Cote Clod: I wish I could harass some sheep. If only it wasn't for my stiff peg-legs *looks down sadly*.

by notchaospocky16or18 March 15, 2010

Empty Set of Loafers

In middle management a person who thinks that they know what they are doing but in reality they have no clue of what is actually going on.

That guy thinks that he knows what he is doing but he is an empty set of Loafers.

by Coop1964 October 30, 2015

Feeling empty

Feeling alone and depressed with no feelings but agony and never being happy, just blank

“I steal the look when you’re not with me I wrote the book on feeling empty”- Lil Peep ft. Horse head GIRLS

by DaAt WaAy September 13, 2018

empty

when someone has their house to themselves due to their parents being on holiday etc. usually resulting in parties, booze, drugs, clunge and the occasional 'mad cunt' who turns up just to cause trouble by 1. stealing your microwave or 2. shitting in your kettle

wee davie has an empty this weekend, plenty of booze, burds and it'll be full of mad cunts!!

by mad cunt1 March 9, 2011

empty kfc bucket eater

a durogatory term for a black person, impling that not only is the stereotype that black people love fried chicken is true but they in fact love it so much that they will even eat the bucket it come in because it tastes distinctly of fried chiken

Compton is full of empty kfc bucket eaters.

by jujufelop September 15, 2009