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emophobia

(n) the fear of emo, suicide and/or bad comb-overs.
After the Fall Out Boy concert, i had a strong feeling of emophobia.
by Cocker December 8, 2005
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Waterford Emos

A poor excuse of an emo, located in southeast Ireland.
Is generally found loitering around Red Square/Book Centre area on a Saturday afternoon up until about 5.30pm.

Can be recognised by distinctive red and black apparel, possibly accompanied by a fringe of some kind, although that is not always the case. They have a fondness for My Chemical Romance, Fall Out Boy, Paramore... you get the idea.
Emo 1: OMGzz! did yu see the nu mcr poster in kerrang!?!
Emo 2: yeh but pete wents wus on the other side so i duno wat to do!! :(
Normal Person: Oh those damn Waterford Emos!
by tehblackparade January 21, 2010
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emophase

A stage that you go through usually before puberty. It causes you to hate your parents for no apparent reason and get angry easily. You become very judgmental and emotional. This happens AFTER puberty for boys.
I think shes going through her emophase
by TheDopeFrog June 18, 2009
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Emothic

The mixture of an Emo and Gothic person.
Has the look of both.
Emily Miller - Lower lip pierced (emo), has pal skin as if she was hit with baby powder , antiqued (gothic), wears long baggy pants ..aka parachute pants that have long chains that dangle on the sides comes in a variety of colors… she chose black ( emo/gothic) , she wears black hair with a blue line that goes down the middle if it was white she would look like a skunk, skate shoes with lime green shoelaces this explains a emothic to the best of my ability
by MATT HAGER 1987 January 10, 2009
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Fake Emos

Someone who is emo because it's "cool" to be different. There day usually consists of:

-Waking up and cursing the day
-Refusing to eat breakfast because they are "too fat"
-Getting dressed in there skinniest jeans and hoodie and straightening there hair
-Going to school and being made fun of because there "different". Even though they choose to be that way
-Returning home and listening to there ipod shuffle "The Black Parade" while updating there MySpace, Facebook, MyYearbook, and Live Journal
-Then realizing the have accomplished nothing they call there closest friend and cry on the phone for hours about how there ready to "pull the trigger", then end up scratching themselves with a sewing needle before, drifting off into a restless sleep.
Emo Kid 1: I hate life! Everyone hates me! I'm ready to end it!

Emo Kid 2: No! I love you! Please Don't do it! I'll die if you do!

Random Passer By: Haha Fake Emos are cute
by Miranda Lynn!? March 16, 2009
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emosexual

(Noun)
A human being, usually unable to determine the sex, mainly because their hair is of medium length, and they wear make-up, male or female. Usually can be found attempting to look "punk" with handkerchiefs hanging out of their pockets and a necktie around their neck even if they are wearing a T-shirt.

They can be found listening to Emo-screamo music, which usually involves the discussion of loving someone so much that you would cut your wrists for them, IN EVERY SONG. Emos demonstrate affection by hugging everyone they see because they cannot tell if their counterparts are boys or girls.

Emos can also be found next to cigarette vending machines because every single one of them enjoys a good puff, and being around everyone that smokes makes them feel accepted. They also enjoy spazzing out to their emo-screamo songs, and they're form of "dancing" usually looks like they are having a seizure.
"dude, that chick is having a seizure, call 911!"

"no moron, that's an Emosexual male listening to his screamo music"
by Brian H January 22, 2005
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emosway

Moving slowly in any direction with ones hair in ones face.
Kaz:What are you doing?
Mel: Doing the emosway, im so depressed. :|
by Kazimelo May 27, 2007
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