Emosexual

Misguided children who think that their life in the suburbs is too hard for them. So, they dress in black, refuse to listen to normal music, wear pants so tight that their testicles burst, slit their wrists, and log on to myspace. The world hates them and they hate the world and everything is so said boo-hoo. They will also lock themsleves up in their rooms and ask why their life in the suburb is so bad. Emosexual people aren't real, so don't be careful about what you say. They have no feelings, except sadness. You can beat the crap out of them and the only thing that would happen (besides your laughter) is their boo-hoos. Don't treat them normally or you will get an emo kid who thinks he is cool. Not good at all.

Emosexual #1: Hey look, I'm rich- let me slit my wrists!
Emosexual #2: Yeah everyone hates me. Boo-hoo.

by Justin P. McGee November 7, 2006

Emosexual

Check Homosexual or Transvestite.

I'm so emosexual, I mean, homosexual.

by Emo_buster July 16, 2006

Emosexual

An Emosexual is someone who has an extraordinarily Depressing Nature, is able to cry themselves to sleep everynight, and see the world through an entirely Dark point of view. They tend to like to draw, write poetry or take creative photographs which promote themselves as being depressed and then plaster them all over facebook, myspace and other internet sites.

The typical Emosexual wears straight legged jeans, a swoop in their hair which is dyed black and bright colours and also their wardrobe goes no further than hoodies, slip ons, and band tee's.

Ie. "You Are So Emosexual"

by Chris Shepherd (Sheps) November 26, 2007

Emosexual

Thinking that only emo girls are hot.

Howie is such an emosexual

by I AM BEHIND YOU September 10, 2006

Emosexual

The fact of being Emo and eighter gay or bisexual at the same time

Look at this Emo over there. Wait, Is he comming on to me? What an Emosexual

by Dark Wolf7171 June 4, 2009

Emosexual

An Emo who will not admit to being gay, straight or bi...

I'm not bi, I'm emosexual. Now come here boys and girls, lets make out

by what a lad June 24, 2007

Emosexual

Emosexual is a man who is heterosexual, but listens to, stereotypically homosexual/Feminine music. The man does not necessarily have to be Metrosexual to be Emosexual, and vice-Versa

Jake: So what do you think of Maria Carey?
Rob: What, as a chick or as an artist, I mean shes hot...
Jake: As an artist, I really like her
Rob: Man, you are so emosexual

by Robert Giorgi May 11, 2008