emoron

An emo child with lack of intelligence, hense every emo individual.

Girl: I'm not going out with you.
Boy: I'm going to slit my wrists and post pictures on MySpace.
Girl: This time you slit down the street, not across the road you emoron.
Narrator: Remember kids, if you're trying for suicide, it's along the arm, NOT across the bones.

by Vinny and Phil September 25, 2005

emocoustic

Emocoustic ee-moh-koo-stik (adj.) - Variety of music consisting of emotionally driven lyrics backed by acoustic instruments, usually a guitar.

Edwin McCain is a fine example of an emocoustic artist, and even bands such as Ill Niño and Open Hand have "emocoustic" songs.

"The strands in your eyes that color them wonderful, Stop me and steal my breath, And emeralds from mountains thrust towards the sky, Never revealing their depth"

- Edwin Mccain

by The Captain August 14, 2004

emobot

A whining, depressed, self defeatist. Best used by Transformers fans, or Transfans, because the king emobot was Rodimus Prime.

Man, did you hear Rodimus talking to himself how he'll never live up to Optimus Prime? What an emobot

by ObiJay September 9, 2003

emonomics

1. how changes in suffering increase demand for self hate.

2. a system of commerce based on unrequited affection.

Guy 1: Man, I'm so lonely and nobody likes me.
Guy 2: Dude, are you majoring in emonomics?

by adam_smith_ February 28, 2009

emoroco

shorthand for "emotional roller-coaster"

traffic in nyc is a total emoroco

by emorocogal January 12, 2012

emofag

One who listens to emo music, wears silly glasses and/or cries at the sunset. Also often a latent homosexual. Offensive term.

Gez, you big emofag, you've matched your shoes, t shirt and hair accessories.

by Minipip September 16, 2003

emodork

an over emotional nerd that expresses him/herself with an excess of emoticons.

You are such an emodork!

by NoTTi October 5, 2006