a dirty Emmett is when you begin to wank off into a stuffed giraffe while watching Johnny Depp midget porn.
by The stonk man69 April 16, 2020
Get the dirty emmett mug.A dumbass🤦 ♂️ who is hella fine. Emmett always loves his significant other 🥰
He always has a crush on somebody and is heartbroken if they say no💔
His humor is really dark, and can be annoying.🤷🏿 ♂️
He’s always bad at skating🛹
And to akward to ask a girl out😂
He always has a crush on somebody and is heartbroken if they say no💔
His humor is really dark, and can be annoying.🤷🏿 ♂️
He’s always bad at skating🛹
And to akward to ask a girl out😂
by Keciaishot June 8, 2019
Get the Emmett mug.If a statement sounds creepy but is not intended to sound so, "no ebnet" is said after the statement to insure the one who could potentially be creeped out doesn't feel awkward.
by blingice December 11, 2007
Get the no ebnet mug.Emmett is a Shy and nice guy he would go out of his way to help friends and make sure they're okay,
Emmett is the sort of guy who loves girls but doesn't want to ask them out.
Emmett is the sort of guy who loves girls but doesn't want to ask them out.
by Justapersonbeingaperson June 3, 2019
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by Chiey November 2, 2020
Get the Emmett mug.A scrawny weirdo usually with long, greasy hair. He boasts that he showers every day, but everyone knows he doesn’t. He dresses like a clown and listens to music all the time and spams on Instagram.
“Look at that greasy clown”, he reminds me of an emmet.
by Rolyab February 27, 2019
Get the Emmet mug.Ridiculisly storng and muscular vampire, belonging to the Olympic Coven(lives in the olympic peninsula of WA)Created by Dr. Carlisle Cullen.Joker, Intense
family:Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Edward Cullen, Bella Cullen, Dr. Carslisle Cullen, Esme Cullen.
Wife: Roselie Cullen
Character in Books, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn,
Played By Kellan Lutz in the movie 'Twilight'
family:Alice Cullen, Jasper Hale, Edward Cullen, Bella Cullen, Dr. Carslisle Cullen, Esme Cullen.
Wife: Roselie Cullen
Character in Books, Twilight, New Moon, Eclipse, and Breaking Dawn,
Played By Kellan Lutz in the movie 'Twilight'
Bella"lets make a bet i win and you stop making jokes about my sex life"
Emmett" Ok but if i win be prepared for it to get MUCH worse"
Bella"Deal"
Emmett " Do you know how many houses rose and i broke"
Bella" 1, 2 ,"
Emmett" 3"
bella sits for a minute while emmett strugles to push her arm to the side, she gets bored with the monotony and pushes his arm into the rock so hard it (the rock) breaks. Emmett Cullen Walks away from the arm wreslte dejeted and demands a rematch
Emmett" Ok but if i win be prepared for it to get MUCH worse"
Bella"Deal"
Emmett " Do you know how many houses rose and i broke"
Bella" 1, 2 ,"
Emmett" 3"
bella sits for a minute while emmett strugles to push her arm to the side, she gets bored with the monotony and pushes his arm into the rock so hard it (the rock) breaks. Emmett Cullen Walks away from the arm wreslte dejeted and demands a rematch
by kelli8295 October 8, 2008
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