eMachines

A company that makes inexpensive and quality computers that last quite long and was tied for second best computers as reviewed by PCWorld Magazine. It was owned by Gateway and now Acer.

My 8-year-old eMachines still works like new!!!!

by emachinesFan June 22, 2009

Emaciated Tadpole

A person of substantial height and extremely underweight. Often annoying, obnoxious, and extremely geeky. Usually wrong but extremely egotistic.

Guy 1: Did you know that Intel PC's are coming out with native quad-cores for Yorkfield?
Guy 2: No. That's nahalem. You are such a emaciated tadpole.

by Lee Savery October 30, 2007

eMachine

a computer manufacturer, i got one, with windows xp home and it doesnt crash, its a good computer

eMachines/Windows XP Home/2.8 gigahertz processor/3 gig RAM/T3

fuck yea man

by Matt June 13, 2004

emachines

the best comptr manufacturar eva!!!!!!!!!!!!
ive had mine for 2 yers nd it never crashed.
So any 1 hoo ses there crap can get screwed!

Ted:Hi,Bill, i got a new eMachines PC
Bill:they're shit
Ted:That's it ill fuck you up
Bill:Bring it,ho!

by Louix June 11, 2006

emaculator

one who's immense optimistic proposal to some incredible , amazing, magical outcome is clearly bullshit cause you know he's just an oversized dick-head spewing ejaculator. Always involves money and a false sense of security.

Rush: Our "Great Emaculator" is going to bring peace to our homeland by continuing this war in Iraq.

by mr butcher March 15, 2008

emaciated

Mad fuckin' hungry. You have the munchies, but your not high. Coincides well with the phrase "hungry as balls".

I'm emaciated, and may possibly die of hunger, if I don't get some KFC snackers up in this.

by Dr. Judge Laxidazical July 31, 2008

emaculate

A form of the word immaculate used by shady people trying to sell usually crappy cars.

This mercedes is emaculate with 300K miles and a damaged title and interior

by skwerlabusr May 14, 2011