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Wrecked'em Scale

The Wrecked'em Scale is the logarythmic scale much like the Rector Scale used to measure assholism, the philosophy advocating being stoopid, insensitive, or hurtful with no perceived benefit to anybody. Each gain of 1 point on the Wrecked'em Scale represents a doubling of the negative effects of the measured behavior. In urban areas, 1-3 Wrecked'em events go almost un=noticed while Your Momma can detect a 1 or less.
George Bu$h admires John McCain's 9 on the Wrecked'em Scale because he is only a seven.
Miss Anne Coulter is a Wrecked'em Scale 10, the world's only known perfect score.
by R. Lemon March 11, 2008
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Show 'em somethin

Another way of saying pulling a pistol or firearm.
Anthony: If dey run up on my crib like that again ima have to show 'em somethin.
by bl0987 March 12, 2009
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rent'em spoon

An idea that is not logical, feasible or legal.
Your plan to fight Mike Tyson is a rent'em spoon idea
by theeultimateone November 6, 2020
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Watch em swang

Wear your stunna shades and Ghost-ride the whip, then scrape, Now... Gas, brake, dip, dip and Shake them dreads when doin the thizz face.
Uugh. Jesus Christ had dreads, so shake em
I aint got none, but I’m planning on growing some, watch em swang
by Homie Jizzle May 26, 2006
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hair em scare em

Going to the barbershop and getting a bag full of hair and waiting until your friend, who is a notoriously frequent masturbater, passes out and glueing the hair onto his palms with Super Glue
Man, my girlfriend got pregnant just sitting on Dave's couch.I took 4 showers and still feel like I've been rummaging in the dumpster behind a porn theater. Next time we go drinking I'm going to give him the old Hair Em Scare Em.
by Ryan Harline November 2, 2007
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get em some milk

What you say when someone gets burned. Like how you drink milk after eating something spicy.
YO mama!

Oooohhhhhhh, get em some milk!!
by LJ teacher September 13, 2016
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e.m.s.p

kid rock is the esmp of the damn nation!!!
by rob May 13, 2005
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