Centennial elementary

A place where the teachers are communists

It’s the Soviet Union in a nutshell

Kids sweat over roblox and they have to share everything

The janitors are nazi
It’s worse than prison

It basically a concentration camp

Centennial elementary Is full of commies

by Riffer27 September 16, 2019

James G. Blaine Elementary

A small elementary school located in Chicago Illinois where boys can pull there pants up to show their ass cheeks, but girls can't wear tank tops. A school where they stopped teaching Spanish probably because no one gave a fuck. A school where a teacher had an affair with the principle, and where if you go there and aren't white, you are 100% whitewashed. A school where during the summer becomes a spot for druggies, hookups, a meeting place for before and after the ledge. A school with pretty shit track teams, and a school that you're only popular if you're pretty/hot. And also a school that hates nettelhorst and bell for no reason. But for good reason.

White girl: omg I go to bell what school do you go to?
Other white girl: omg girly I go to James G. Blaine Elementary
White girl: omg you guys used to have clout, do you wanna meet up there after the Ledge?
Other white girl: omg yes for sure, see ya later girly.

by thickdickdaddy1312 October 8, 2020

elementary OS

A really awesome Linux distribution.

Person 1: Linux sucks
Person 2: I use elementary OS
Person 1: Oh

by justarandomduck July 6, 2011

sacred heart elementary school

Basically a concentration camp do not send your kids here unless you want your children to be depressed and suicidal. Better off sending your kid to some ghetto school because the education probably is better since all the teachers are dumb as fuck. The principle is 900 years old and will personally attack ur child most likely. Basically this school is like spending 10 years in hell.

Ew shit this place is like sacred heart elementary school

Ugh I hate school. Bitch stfu I went to sacred heart elementary school it can’t be that bad

by Hopesbrownies68 October 16, 2017

eleventy-twelve

A fictional number (not imaginary) that one uses when they need a random number.

Guy #1: If 5x + 12 = 11 + 6, what is x?

Guy #2: Uhh... ELEVENTY-TWELVE!

by Joshamuffin June 20, 2007

Elementary school

The only place on earth were you learn how to square dance and play the recorder

Mom: how was your first day at Elementary school jimmy?
Jimmy: (pulls out recorder) hOt CrOsS BUns
Mom:ah shit-

by Uncookedcactus July 4, 2019

Davis elementary

The worst elementary school in all of cfbisd's school district. Know for it fucking broken bathrooms, shitty principles and a shit ton of ipads and chromebooks

Dont talk to them they went to davis elementary

by FuckMeInTheAssFather October 29, 2019