kids learning tube

a kids channel that everyone likes (yes all the others dont teach real education)

kids learning tube: im your brain part of the central nervous system your craniums my home and if you wanna learn then listen

by pseudonysu April 14, 2021

Sapling Learning

A terrible site for troubled youth trying to learn chemistry or any other science of such kind. Every wrong attempt will cost your grade to decrease by 10%, just so you can watch your perfect grade go down because you didn't simplify the balanced equation. All in all, you just have zero idea what they want of you. Also, the correct message appears in red. Blood red.

Christina: "Hey, did you do your Sapling Learning homework?"
Jessica: "No, but I found all the answers online."

by Depression502 September 16, 2018

Summit Learning

A learning program designed to reduce papercuts and slowly force students to fail at life due to stress. It also allows teachers to ass-blast students with precision while serving fried shit.

My Summit Learning home page has more reds than my DMs I haven't answered.

by Anuslicker8888 January 23, 2019

state-dependent learning

Psychological phenomenon where people remember things better when they return to whatever state of consciousness they were in when they originally learned them. If you do, say, Ritalin while studying for an exam, you'll do better if you're on Ritalin again when you actually take the test.

Student 1: Dude, it's 8:30am on Tuesday-- why are you drinking a beer?

Student 2: I got hammered while I was studying for my Econ final and now I don't remember anything. I'm hoping state-dependent learning will kick in once I get a buzz on, though.

by Blank Frank October 11, 2009

bulimic learning

When information gets crammed into one's head in a very short period of time, only to be purged onto tests/quizzes. One can only hope some educational nuggets have been retained. Common in modular curriculum at vocational colleges.

That medical assistant program is totally bulimic learning. How do they expect us to know all that in six weeks?

by W. M. Anderson July 27, 2008

Asynchronous Learning

When school systems are too lazy to let kids go back to school, and too lazy to even try to do virtual learning, they rely on "Asynchronous Learning" where they let the kids teach themselves.

Why is that kid dumb as fuck?
It's because he did Asynchronous learning.

by BTAR December 14, 2020

summit learning

a way to get students to slowly fail at life is compared to getting a million paper cuts all over your foreskin and bathing in a bath of blue food dyed vodka while simultaneously grinding your teeth against a cheese grader as you listen to its everyday bro on constant repeat for ten hours

my summit learning home page is more red then all of the dms i have unanswered and thats saying somthin

by flatty patty November 6, 2018