Einstein

Sarcastic term of praise handed to someone who deducts the obvious and makes sure as many people as possible recognise that they have pointed out the obvious, in an attempt to sound intelligent.


See also: Rocket scientist
Hey, that car's on fire!

Oh look at the fucking Albert Einstein! As if we didn't notice the huge flames, the explosion that we heard so decided to run here etc. Idiot.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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Einstein

Tech N9ne. The greatest rapper out there.
Einstein = Tech N9ne
by Thug of Darkness December 13, 2007
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Einstein

The recreational drug Exstasy, Chemical name MDMA. Ironic cause it frys your brain.
Yo pop da Einstein and get ready to roll.
by xSatansAmbitionx September 15, 2006
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Einsteins

Great man Einstein. Theory of relativity AND gave a name to those frizzy fly away hairs on the side of your head that just won't stick down, no matter how much gunk/frizz busting product you slap on there.
"Dude your Einsteins have a life of their own, what did you do last night? Sleep in a ditch?!"
by Evil Doll December 08, 2006
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Einstein

the most bitching scientist ever... came up with the equation
E=MC^2. which in layman's terms means. mass how much space an object occupies times the speed of light squared gives you energy. can also be used to describe someone of a genus quality.
WOW! tom got a 120% on his calculus test because he got all of the bonus questions right.. he is practically an Einstein
by gohan9001 March 01, 2007
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Look at Maria's lips. I'm tryin to get some Einstein from her.
by Dsxpress March 26, 2010
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Einstein

Verb. To beat sense into some one. To cause severe physical harm.
1. I'm 'bout to Einstein that mutha!
2. Jerome just got Einsteined!
by NoseDive December 30, 2005
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