Egotesticle

e·go·tes·ti·cle
/ˌēɡəˈtestək(ə)l/
adjective
A man who is heavily steeped in masculine energy and excessively conceited or absorbed in oneself; extremely self-centered.

He thinks he's God's gift to women - so egotesticle.

by Alchemissed October 24, 2023

Egotesticle

Term for a high profile, overly confident male (i.e. a politician) who believes he can lie about extramarital affairs.

That candidate is so egotesticle he thinks we'll actually believe he was hiking the Appalachian Trail last weekend.

by ms. wordiness November 4, 2012

Egotesticle

Gender oriented egotism.

He is such an egotesticle dolt!

by Angela2BPecked September 2, 2011

egotistical asshole

A person who thinks they are the embodiment of perfection or have god like qualities; look up Kayne West or Kim Kardashian. A completely useless vain person.

person 1: Hey did you see Kayne last night?
person 2: Yeah, man that guy is an egotistical asshole

by FoxyVixen June 19, 2016

Egotistical

The act of putting someone else down or insulting them to boost one's Ego. It is most commonly done through pointing out the other person's shortcomings.

egoist: everybody loves my good looks
person 2: congratulations
egoist: everything i have is better from the clothes i wear down to the car i drive
person 2: aww shucks
egoist: i'm not egotistical

by Marney21 August 6, 2007

Egotestical

When a guy thinks that they have the biggest balls out of everyone, often talking about and referring to them. The real size of the testicals are often unknown.

George: God damn, a helicopter could use my balls as a landing pad there so big
John: Fuck you George, your egotestical. Always talking about your balls

by Foxygrandpa420 January 26, 2011

Egotheism

When one's description of God (as an entity) follows the exact same political and social opinions of the solitary worshipper in-spite of whatever scripture, dogma or gospel they claim represents God. Not to be confused with God Complex.

"So if Anthony the atheist does not believe that God exists, did he 'reject' her even if she does exist? No. All God would need to do is show up and ask Anthony in person for him to accept. Or perhaps Theresa the theist described God inaccurately. Is Anthony rejecting the real God, or the inaccurate portrayal of God, which doesn't actually exist, even though she does? In all accounts, Anthony is not actually rejecting God, and in all accounts, Theresa would have no reason to feel rejected at all. So why then does the theist typically show the classic signs of rejection and even misuse the word 'rejection' when encountering an atheist? Because 'God' IS Theresa. The believer IS God. Your relationship with God is actually a profound dynamic relationship with the self. With your ego. It is why God knows you so well. It is why his opinions are so often your opinions, and why a different believer of the same god as yours can claim that he agrees with God's opinions, but not yours. It is why God seems to very real to you because he IS real. He IS you."

-- DarkMatter2525 describing Egotheism in "The Real God: An Epiphany"

by The Logical Fallacy April 8, 2019