Mexican Eggroll

When you take a tortilla, lather salsa on it, then beat your dick with it like it owes you money.

Extremely eager for some action, Bobby performed a Mexican Eggroll at the dinner table because he hadn't had sex with his girlfriend in months.

by HerbinAteAvore November 30, 2013

Flaming Eggroll

The flaming eggroll is like the pink sock, however, the recipient needs to have hemi's so that the rectum is experiencing a burning sensation. The prolapsed rectum looks just like the pink sock, however has a flame red tint due to the itching and burning hemi's. The hemi's may also resemble any food matter that may be extruded from an overcooked eggroll. AKA...The Flaming Eggroll.

Dude, your slutty pregnant wife had a flaming eggroll after I cornholed her turd cutter last night.

by The BBBP's July 1, 2008

buttered eggrolls

When someone makes you happy. you, being the eggroll, are good on your own, but when someone butters you, you become better. Or when something/one is very pleasant to be around, they are like buttered eggrolls.

Mark, Emily talks about you like buttered eggrolls.

by canigetauhhhhhhhhanimetiddie December 23, 2017

Turkish eggroll

When a Turkish wrestler covers the head of his opponents penis with his own foreskin as a sign of submission

Johnny was excited after losing that match with Abdul he was so looking forward to the Turkish eggroll.

by allinyoass November 18, 2013

DP Eggroll

The act of two guys Double Penetrating an asian woman and pulling out at the same time and having an extreme battle with their dicks to see which one goes in the other one's first and cumming inside their dick.

yo how was that orgy the other night?

Sick, im 6 and 0 with the DP Eggroll

I gotta verse you one day dude

by The all holy Moses January 8, 2012

cincinatti eggroll

when your eating someone's asshole and you get a tongue full of shit and it tastes so foul it makes your tongue curl up into itself resembling an eggroll

last night jose was arrested for receiving a cincinatti eggroll from his 12 y/o cousin.

by loridin64corvair January 19, 2009

columbian eggroll

Columbian eggroll: when you dip your dick in rum throw cocaine on it and then hit her in the mouth with it.

hangin out at a party near the liquor table with a fat sack of yo and a juvenile dirty mind an idea arises that needs to be documented in the book of life only by live demonstration. letting everyone witness the birth of the "columbian eggroll"

by sharknuts November 2, 2011