Da Eff?

1: A corruption of "da fuck"

2: A way of expressing that what was just said is confusing, stupid, or unexpected.

1: Dude: Hey man, I heard Joe jumped off a cliff!

Other Dude: Da eff?!

2: Dude: I think chickens are people too, man.

Other Dude: Da eff? What are you, retarded?

by Xavia Teh Muffinator July 26, 2009

EFF BEE

Stands for Fuckin' Bob. Usually uttered when only one of your friends doesn't want to go smoke massive amounts of weed in the back of a Kia.

EFF BEE doesn't wanna go smoke with us. He'd rather stay in and do Engineering Homework.

by MTOH7 January 24, 2011

doubleyou tee eff

the phonetic names of the letters W, T, and F. See wtf.

Doubleyou tee eff, mate?!

by edski February 14, 2006

Eff

A song by Bo Burnham that basically cusses out everything popular. It is a rap song in protest of how people earn their fame by doing stupid things. The lyrics are as follows:

Fuck the rules
Fuck the game
Fuck you tools
Fuck you're lame
If giving a fuck means sucking up then fuck it, fuck the fame
A bit unstable, fuck you brain
A bit like Abel, fuck you Cain
Dumb little fuck, if I'm fucking something up then fuck my name

Fuck the politicians
Fuck missionary missions
Fuck beauty competitions
Fuck bigoted traditions
I fucking hate that shit I do
And if you don't fuck it, fuck you too,
Couldn't give a fuck who I'm talking to
Fucking who? Fuck you dude.
Fuck how I'm regarded,
Or if I get bombarded
By sick creationists
Who are borderline retarded

Yeah, fuck me for my hard words, fuck another R-word, fuck me for my hard work that got me into Harvard
Man fuck it, fuck my past, fuck the time fuck it fast
If you think I'm fucking with you then you're fucking with your fucking laugh

God bless you common cold, fuck the pope, fucking old, if he loved the poor than he would have sold his mansion made of solid gold...

And so on until he cusses out basically everybody who became popular doing something stupid.

Person 1: Did you hear about that new pop star? She just stripped on video and got like, 100 thousand followers on Instagram.
Person 2: Fuck off! Go listen to Eff by Bo Burnham. It will explain how I'm feeling right now, cause I could wipe my ass with that pop star.

by aploplex March 6, 2017

double you tee eff

The elogated form of wtf, without actually saying "what the fuck?"

Double you tee eff! Why did you just say that you idiot?!?!

by Fifi December 23, 2004

Obama Eff Up

When a barackhead says something that is easily shown to be untrue, but refuses to admit it despite being shown they were wrong.

barackhead
obamanation
Obama Nut Punch

You know, Clinton has an amazing voting record for women's rights.

Response: OH YEAH?!?!? OBAMA SHELTERS BATTERED WOMEN IN HIS BASEMENT!!!

Uh... no he doesn't.

*obscenity laced rant in caps*

No, sorry. You lose! You made a total Obama Eff Up!

by tired of the cult February 10, 2008

double-you-tee-eff

pronunciation of the internet slang "wtf" meaning "what the fuck"

double-you-tee-eff just happened?!?

by Mr. S-N-V-G-M June 18, 2004