Thomas Edison

In short, a total butthole that took employees's inventions to the patent office, claimed they were his, and got all the credit.

To convince the American public not to use Nikola Tesla's AC system, Thomas Edison paid schoolkids to kidnap cats and dogs from homes nearby his lab so that he could electrocute them to death with AC power.

Also, see this about Nikola Tesla:
www.theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla

by HGF88 November 20, 2013

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Edison Screw

Screwing someone over so bad it borders on sociopathic. It's beyond just business, it's beyond ambition, it's sick and twisted and the bestower of said screwing gets a perverted enjoyment out of it.

"Did you hear James' ex wife gave him the Edison Screw after the divorce by stealing his dog then getting it put down?"

by zeyus September 17, 2013

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Elson

The man who knows how to save the world, but can't get enough people to get his plans working. Oftentimes his plans are called crazy, and some people like Thai men named Soontorn say he is just like Donald Trump but on the other end of the spectrum. Elson knows all that is wrong with the world via Reddit and news, but knows that everyone else is too busy commenting on Reddit posts and gaming on Valorant to care. People like William and others feel the world is fine, and routinely win against Elson despite Elson having a valid point. If the world was ruled by him, we could have flying cars in only one country, but due to the shit leadership of the one percent we are stuck with guro pics flying into random people's DMs.

Ashley: Dude, so much things are wrong with the world.
Daisy: I know right? We could use an Elson right now tbh.
Vanille: Unfortunately, there are too many shit people for that to happen. Humanity has failed. So yeah, we should def help the Elsons around the world to save everyone! After all...

by ElsonDaSushiChef/SushiMii_YT February 2, 2022

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Adrian Edmondson

One of the funniest guys in the world. Probably best known for his television show Bottom, he commonly appears alongside Rik Mayall, who's also fucking halarious. He's married to Jennifer Saunders, who's probably the funniest woman I have ever seen.

Ava: Hey, did you catch Bottom last night?
Vivian: No, I missed it! I need my Adrian Edmondson fix, or I'll die, slowly and painfully.

by freddy2fan April 29, 2008

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Edmonds-Woodway

When Edmonds highschool and Woodway highschool combined, it became Edmonds-Woodway. Rivals with Meadowdale, the school most commonly called 'Edway' or 'E-Dub' is known for their school spirit and amazingly good sports teams. EWHS's mascot is the warrior. Most students go to the surrounding fast-food places such as dairy queen, burger king, starbucks, and in fall 2011 dick's burgers. Edmonds-Woodway is legendary because of alumni Anna Faris, Kevin Forrest, and Michael DeRosier. Anyone living in the Seattle Suburbs has heard of this school.

Person one: Did you see the Edmonds-Woodway game?

Person two: Yeah! That school's teams are beast!

by Mfrosh April 3, 2011

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Edonisa

A beautiful girl with an amazing body may be very insecure but what she doesn’t know is that people love her and they care about her. She is great when it comes to music she loves most music pop and k pop. Also she doesn’t now that people love her as a friend.

“I met Edonisa and she has a great taste in music”

by litmiah November 30, 2018

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