A wild untamed beast who roams the open fields. They eat animals such as sharks but they were stupid enough to migrate to the open fields. They resort to gnawing on humans. Their scientific name is enoeiesstuepeds.
Person 1: Why is this Enoch biting my leg?
Person 2: I dunno just slap it or something.
Person 1: I think I just killed it.
Person 2: I dunno just slap it or something.
Person 1: I think I just killed it.
by Lexy_Boy December 2, 2018
Get the Enoch mug.Enoch Showunmi is a beast.
He's tall and feared throughout the footballing world.
He plays for Bristol City and no-one is safe when he's on the pitch or in close proximity to the stadium.
He often does a tribal dance before a match to intimidate his opponents. Although he doesn't need to as every man in the world quivers at the sight of his sheer masculinaty.
He has a gigantic wang, probably similar to the size of Leroy Lita
He also sings gospelly for his local church.
It's wonderful.
He's tall and feared throughout the footballing world.
He plays for Bristol City and no-one is safe when he's on the pitch or in close proximity to the stadium.
He often does a tribal dance before a match to intimidate his opponents. Although he doesn't need to as every man in the world quivers at the sight of his sheer masculinaty.
He has a gigantic wang, probably similar to the size of Leroy Lita
He also sings gospelly for his local church.
It's wonderful.
Arsenal fan 1 (shouts to Showunmi) - Showunmi's a pussy.
Enoch Showunmi - ARGHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Destroys everything*
Enoch Showunmi - ARGHAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! *Destroys everything*
by gerald tits January 13, 2008
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Elochai is known in hebrew as My god.
It is also a name of a character on World of warcrafts bronzebeard as A Disc priest,
famous for his pugged os 25 3drakes up runs and for solo healing VOA frost boss.
If you are lucky enough to come across him in a pug you know the tank is in good hands.
It is also a name of a character on World of warcrafts bronzebeard as A Disc priest,
famous for his pugged os 25 3drakes up runs and for solo healing VOA frost boss.
If you are lucky enough to come across him in a pug you know the tank is in good hands.
by someguy222 July 18, 2010
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by megz25 August 28, 2006
Get the emoche mug.An individual who has a strong positive predisposition or interest toward education. The term stems from the conjugation of the word "education" and the Greek suffix "-ophile." This passion on education does not need to be limited to formal academic courses or degrees. An edophile often demonstrates their interest by reading books and obsessively going over the newspaper. An edophile can typically be seen researching new fun facts or telling obscure historical anecdotes.
Sometimes erroneously mischaracterized as pretentious or snobbish.
Sometimes erroneously mischaracterized as pretentious or snobbish.
Example 1:
"I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., and Sc.D.… OMG right?"
Example 2:
Person 1: "The only time Cody takes a break from reading one of his 800 page books is when he stops to read the New York Times."
Person 2: "He is such an edophile."
"I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper, B.S., M.S., M.A., Ph.D., and Sc.D.… OMG right?"
Example 2:
Person 1: "The only time Cody takes a break from reading one of his 800 page books is when he stops to read the New York Times."
Person 2: "He is such an edophile."
by Thomas Paine, aka T-Paine November 16, 2013
Get the Edophile mug.Enoch is a cute and heart warming person. He is the president of the P.U.M in the school and always there to "spon" you and your friends. He plays guitar well and watches a lot of anime. But enoch is a short person and is afraid of any ghost game. Espacially the game "Mimic" on Roblox. He is a cat person and he has a lot of dogs. He is also smart and goodlooking. Any girls out there should find yourself a ENOCH. Our enoch is still single though. Anyone interested?
Girl: "Hi Enoch, would you like to go out for lunch today?"
Enoch: " Ummm, okay..?"
Girl: "SWEET! Your mine now"
Enoch: " Ummm, okay..?"
Girl: "SWEET! Your mine now"
by A boy and a girl July 17, 2021
Get the Enoch mug.Enoch was the name of the legendary First City in the mythology of Vampire: The Masquerade, a pen and paper role-playing game series created by White Wolf. It was a city where Kindred (vampires) and Kine (humans) coexisted in relative peace. It was said to have been founded by Caine, the First Vampire; the very same Caine from the Bible who was cursed by God for the murder of his brother, Abel.
Caine gathered all his spawn and in turn they gathered their spawn and together they constructed Enoch. Unfortunately, nothing lasts forever. In time the fueds of the Kindred within Enoch became too great, and the city crumbled as a result of their battles. While some belive that it may have been a natural disaster or a spurned childe's (the term used for a Kindred's spawn. Plural childer) vengeful sorcery. No matter what caused the fall of Enoch, Caine and the three vampires that were his first childer vanished, never to be seen again........
Caine gathered all his spawn and in turn they gathered their spawn and together they constructed Enoch. Unfortunately, nothing lasts forever. In time the fueds of the Kindred within Enoch became too great, and the city crumbled as a result of their battles. While some belive that it may have been a natural disaster or a spurned childe's (the term used for a Kindred's spawn. Plural childer) vengeful sorcery. No matter what caused the fall of Enoch, Caine and the three vampires that were his first childer vanished, never to be seen again........
by Shadow of the Void June 23, 2006
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