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Educated Idiot

Someone who was smarter going into college than they were coming out. indoctrinated through liberal college/academia to only understand and except one set of ideals. Easily manipulated when such person is lack of family values or a belief system as a moral foundation. Not based on logic and reason, but emotion.
The educated idiot was crying and shouting in anger trying to prove her point in the argument, but only proved to have wasted everyone's time.
by BreakYourSelf July 26, 2020
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Department of Education

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1. The Communist institution that centralizes education at the federal level of the United States government.

2. The parasitical administration that pats themselves on the back for simultaneously brainwashing America's children and draining resources from actual workers who actually produce something of value.

3. Financial Terrorists who distort the market for student loans by artificially moving the supply of loans outward, thereby raising tuition costs.
The Department of Education gave away loans indiscriminately to would-be college students, allowing universities to increase their prices astronomically given this neverending supply of capital.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 4, 2012
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Sex Education

A useless class in highschool. A class where they try to teach us stuff we already know and practice. Also, where they try to scare you out of having sex with pictures of diseased genitals.
Omg, I am supposed to use a condom?! I would have NEVER known! Sex Education is so helpful!
by TheMusicsLoud April 27, 2012
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eucatastrophe

"The sudden joyous turn, not an ending, but the moment we get a glimpse of joy. A moment that passes outside the frame rends indeed the very web of story and lets a gleam come through, a gleam of revelation from outside the narrative."

Word created by J.R.R Tolkien and first used in his fantasy saga, 'the Lord of the Rings'.
The arrival of Him in her life turned out to be a eucatastrophic event
by *ws* January 1, 2005
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Educational Dance Music

Educational dance music (EduDM) is a genre of dance music created by DJ Kronotrope. This is essentially dance music that doubles up as an educational tool by imparting valuable knowledge to specialist groups and/or the general public through song.

Songs have been used as a medium for imparting knowledge for centuries. Though inferior in many respects to more traditional forms of learning, they remain especially potent for delivering small pieces of important information – especially the kind that needs to be memorised. This is because most songs contain loops. Usually, melodies constitute such loops; but for many songs with vocals, even lyrics loop. Looped lyrics assail the listener's mind and 'drill the information into one's head', so to speak.

EduDM songs must satisfy the conditions listed below:

1. The song qualifies as dance music
2. The knowledge imparted is valuable
3. The knowledge is 100% factually correct based on authoritative sources such as recognised academic journals
4. The knowledge imparted is not revisable within the foreseeable future
5. The song features no vulgar content (e.g. vulgar songs about sex and drugs cannot qualify as EduDM)
1. Educational dance music songs can save lives. It's true!

2. Educational dance music provides a means by which specialists in their respective fields of work can show off how much knowledge they possess about a subject to people that don't really care.

3. Tom: "I was so drunk last night that I couldn't even remember whether or not I was making out with Anne or Sarah. For some reason, though, I seem to know all about Heideggerian metaphysics, quantum mechanics, and how to perform a total abdominal hysterectomy with bilateral saphingo-oophorectomy. Word."

Brad: "It was the EduDM, man. EduDM was being played at that club all night."

Sarah: "I LOVE EduDM!"
by DJ Kronotrope January 13, 2014
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Slowly Educated

When you don’t have that much education as everybody else.
Person 1: Bro, you slow!
Person 2: Naw bro, just slowly educated.
by Slowboi124 November 18, 2019
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Driver's Education

A Government run program in which VHS tapes made in the eighties and nineties containing crashes are shown. Intended to scare teens to keep off the streets.
"Ok kids, here's todays driver's education video."

"Ha ha ha, we're a bunch of drunk teens in a car on a country freeway!"
In a different car:
"Tommy, do you want to try gymnastics?"
CRASH

"And that, kids, is why you never drink and drive."
by ThomasHunter14 December 16, 2012
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