dyke drama

1: a behavior or dynamic related to stereotypical qualities of lesbians taken to such an extreme that it serves to entertain the community as a whole 2: lesbian interactions that do not serve the good of the individual, the lesbian community, or the general populace--as in the case of premature cohabitation, lesbian bed death, and other unpleasant phenomena.

Lulu storms into the local lesbian dive--eyes flashing, mouth set in a firm line, the pits of her hemp-blend Ani DiFranco T-shirt soaked--and dumps a pint of ruby mist ale in Amy's polyamorous lap. Amy dabs at herself with a small square of napkin, rolls her eyes, and shrugs. "Sorry," she says. "Dyke drama."

And we all understand.

by Leslie Lange, author of Dyke Drama: your guide to getting out alive December 11, 2008

Dyke Potential

A female who exhibits lesbian like qualities or actions but does not admit to being a lesbian.

-"Did you see Lisa's new haircut and vest?"

-"Yea she definitely has dyke potential."

by xaniemaynie May 5, 2008

Dyke Clown

A skinny, short spiked hair liberal,(male or female) who cares more about the environment and the Ozone than they do about anything else. This person more than likely voted for Hillary Clinton.

Yo dawg , I just caught that Dyke Clown Sandy with the frosted tips, pleasing her snatch with a maple leaf, in her hybrid.

by Rat Domd888inguezRAy Dominguez May 11, 2017

Dykeboy Q

A lesbian who listens to schoolboy q.

Stephane is always listening to Schoolboy Q. What a dykeboy q!

by The Man with No Name November 7, 2017

2 Mike Dyke

Like a two beer queer except you're drinking mikes hard lemonades.

Nick "Hey Ernie, look at Winston over there, he only had a couple drinks and he is already twerking on the wall"
Ernie: "Yeah, he's a '2 mike dyke'. "
Nick: "what the hell is a 2 mike dyke?"
Ernie: "a 2 mike dyke is when someone is turnt off of two wine coolers"

by turndown4chay December 28, 2015

dykemobile

Any Subaru vehicle, especially those of the wagon variety. Dykes love Subarus because of their all wheel drive, which makes them masculine like a pick up truck.

Mom bought a dykemobile? Does she let her girlfriend drive it?

by nater1 November 6, 2006

Dusty Dyke

An old lesbian (most likely with grey hair).
The final stage of a lesbian (baby dyke, former baby dyke, then dusty dyke).

Dusty dykes have paved the road for the future generation of lesbians.

by sadriannaship January 5, 2015