flying dutchman

When you are having anal sex in the doggie style position while standing up you proceed to put your partner in a full nelson and jump forward into a belly flop.

The reason for my divorce is because I got really drunk and thought that it was a good idea to give the old lady a flying dutchman.

by Johnny Tats April 23, 2008

Dutchman's uncle

NOUN: Someone who holds an opinion that seems improbable but is in fact correct

If Genever gin comes from Switzerland then I'm a Dutchman's uncle.

by Genuine Dutch Uncle May 13, 2016

Stinky dutchman

When you give you friend a dutch rudder whilst on the toilet hanging a shit !!

Fuck old mate was hammered last night he gave shorty a stinky Dutchman for a couple of smokes ..

by gproz June 16, 2017

Sour Dutchman

When your face runs into someone's booty. This is also true if someone elses face runs into your booty.

Usually by accident.

I leaned over to tie my shoe and I Sour Dutchmaned that kid. Oops.

by Sunless Pants June 15, 2018

running dutchman

the act in which a male holds his friends penis while his friend simutaneously holds his partners penis and the pair uses their free hand to grasp the opposites arm while pumping until achieving mutual ejaculation.

evan and ben could not get girlfriends so they gave each other the running dutchman.

by merlin11 August 15, 2011

Drunken Dutchman

A DRUNKEN DUTCHMAN refers to someone on the toilet who sings like David Bowie while having diarrhea.

"Where's Harry?" - "Listen closely - hear the singin'?" -"Oh my god, he's being a drunken Dutchman again, ain't he?"

by PirateThePirate September 10, 2020

The Dirty Dutchman

When you stand on a ledge and hold your partner over the ledge(the plank) by their ankles and fuck them in their ass while wearing a pirate hat. When you are pleased you drop them off the ledge(making them walk the plank).

Yo i just gave Laqueesha The Dirty Dutchman.

Man i just Dirty Dutched the shit outta that girl!

by Mjack420 October 14, 2014