Dutch

To do something crazy or risky that could produce unexpected or bad results.

"I'm going dutch and rushing in"

"Dude that was so dutch"

by thekgproject September 9, 2011

dutch

a dutch master cigar filled with weed.

ima go smoke a dutch when i get outta work.

by espo85 July 14, 2005

Dutch

its a dutchmaster cigar

lets puff a dutch son.

by dankie May 13, 2005

Dutch

Often confused with the German word "Deutsch."

Dutch is the language spoken in the Netherlands. Deutsch is the German word for their language.

by BrotherRulian August 23, 2008

Dutch

A practice used by all dutch folk. Used in sexual and spiritual rites. To Dutch is to take a large pole between 4 and 10 ft. and proceed to place near the rectum then another Dutchmen will use a ceremonial Dutch paddle to pound in. The dutching rod as it is known will eventually appear in the throat. Only the dutch can survive the ordeal and usually enjoy it. The leader of these right, their spiritual leader, and their political leader is simply called The Dousberg, also known as The Bloody Dutchman.

How did they execute him
by Dutching, they said the Bloody Dutchman himself was their
Poor bastard

by High Prophet of Taran October 21, 2010

Dutch

serious trouble; mess; deep shit

"You'd be in dutch if the manager weren't so laid-back."

by Damini December 28, 2014

dutch

Describing events, actions or people without the use of superlatives or exaggerated adjectives.

Comes from the Dutch custom of reserving extreme adjectives for special occasions, unlike the American custom of thinking everything is the absolute best thing ever!

An example of an American sentence: That was the best blow job ever!

An example of a "dutch" sentence: That blow job was not unpleasant.

by agoldminer September 4, 2006