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freakum dress

similar to a "lil Black dress"...A HOT ass dress that demands ones attention!
"Ladies look here, when you been with your man for a long time
Every time and then you gotta go back in the closet and pull out that freakum dress" ~Beyonce
by J-honey September 16, 2008
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naked dress

A dress that gives the illusion of the girl being naked. Originated in Sex and the City in which Carrie wears a flesh-toned dress, resulting in a pre-dinner hookup on a first date with Mr. Big.
Girl 1: What should I wear to the Lambdas party on Saturday!
Girl 2: Wear your naked dress!

Time to hit the gym. Naked dress to kill!
by inooks.asil December 9, 2010
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Blue dress

1. An illusion.
2. A fluke of bad lighting.
3. Irreconcilable confusion.

The metaphor originates from an image of a dress which gained instant internet notoriety because the lighting in the photograph caused the dress to appear unquestionably deep-blue & black to many viewers, and obviously white & gold to many others. The dress was actually gold and white, but the human eye's perception of the shades often causes misinterpretations.
1. An amputee may still feel the missing limb, but it is a blue dress. The senses betray.

Pedestrians were in awe while viewing a hole to the center of the Earth in downtown Manhattan. They knew it was a blue dress - a sidewalk painting that used perspective to trick their eyes- but it was incredible.

The advertisement for the fast-food hamburger was a blue dress. The burger looks completely different in reality.

2. Her date's appearance was a blue dress. He looked beautiful in white-light, and frightful in dim light.

3. The comedy act "Who's on first" is a blue dress. Few people even try to understand.
by OneMaleHuman April 26, 2015
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dressed to the nines

Phrase that means perfectly dressed in the most fashionable attire. Would most likely be used in evening attire fashion such as being dressed for a formal occasion in which a person would dress their best to command as much respect and attention as possible.
We could tell the black tie event was the most important of the social season. Everyone was dressed to the nines.
by Cliff96 May 22, 2006
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Max Dressler

A twatmuffin, sperry-wearing, TikTok boy who said the n-word and is a total asshat to people that call him out on the profane things he has done. He has massive white privilege and practically flaunts it on his stoned pony. He literally lacks creativity and talent on the platform and got his fame from directly copying somebody’s TikTok idea. He also doxed a girl‘s phone number and for what lol
On Max Dressler’s private story he threatened to put TikToker @collinb963 “in his place” if nobody controlled him. All bc Collin called Max out for doxing TikToker @42069hotdog bc she called him a rich spoiled white boy in a storytime.
by shayassidacy May 7, 2020
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dudess

A feminine counterpart to the masculine word dude.

"Dude" may perhaps have its origins from the word "duds" (always plural) as in "clothes" or "dress" as one (1883) definition of "dude" means "a man extremely fastidious in dress and manner".

Has been in use since, at least the late 1800s.

Proof of this can be found in it's usage in Mark Twain's book "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court" published in 1889 and also in an 1885 article in "Weekly New Mexican Review" where the words "dudes" and "dudesses" are used to describe actors in an operetta.
Young lady, you most certainly are a well-dressed dudess.
by Skarpo February 11, 2010
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Dressshirt

When a dude wears a shirt as a dress.
Dude, take off that dressshirt, you look like a fucking idiot.
by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 14, 2009
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