Blue Dongdongbao

A medical syndrome diagnosed by the following criteria:
- Delay in sexual advancement of a new relationship
- Above is preceded by discussion of serious topics such as marriage and children. Usually seen in the prodromal phase which may last up to 2 weeks.

- Cyanotic like appearance of the scrotum on physical examination
- Not otherwise attributable to an underlying medical condition.

He got serious with her way too quickly. Now he's got a pretty severe case of the blue dongdongbaos.

by Doeyyy April 22, 2019

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dingdong

A joint that is down to a quarter of an inch

Dude don't waste the dingdong

by saggy April 4, 2005

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dingdongitis

The condition of being a confident smart ass who is to young and dumb to know that they don't know shit.

That kid has a bad case of dingdongitis.

by KingLance26 November 28, 2013

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dingdongschlong

A man who can typically only think with his dick.

Stop being a dingdongschlong.
Fuckboys are typically known as being a dingdongschlong.
When you act like a dingdongschlong no one likes it, besides yourself typically.
Dingdongschlongs never get ahead.
Wtf, why you gotta be a dingdongschlong?
Get with the program and stop being a dingdongschlong.
Who do you think you are being a dingdongschlong?
God's gifts to earth don't act like dingdongschlongs EVER!

by PineappleJuice February 25, 2015

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