umpling dumpling

The weirdest faggot of them all, he will chase you with a purple dildo, and if you get him mad, for however long he was mad, thats how long hell chase you naked

Dude, your acting like Umpling Dumpling

by shohn hodges May 4, 2018

puckered dumpling

(noun) A clenched anus, or puckered starfish, but also referring to a particularly nice bottom encompassing it.

I guess he's an ass jockey, 'cause he never sweats a fudge pickle when he sees a puckered dumpling.

by Antenna Wilde February 19, 2008

no dumping

A common sign that means, contrary to popular belief, that it is illegal to drop off trash in the specified location. This trash may or may not include human fecal matter. This sign will never cease to amuse high school kids.

Joey: "Hey, guess what guys? Check it out! I just put up a "No Dumping" sign above the shitter in the boys' room!"
Marty: "HAHAHA!!! All right! Awesome joke! You da man!"
Kenny: "Yeah dude, that's totally rad!"

by Nick D August 13, 2004

Dumpling Stew

noun. The act of intentionally vomiting in someones mouth while you kiss them.

She told me she was a USC fan, so i gave her the Dumpling Stew!

by Brandon St Randy April 22, 2009

Dumpatina

The nickname given to a young woman with a spectaculaly oversized and heavy arse, the girth of which is exceptionally disproportionate to her figure.

You spot an attractive girl on the dance floor and want to get off with her but then notice her massive arse which puts you off, "that's a one big heavy arse dumpatina" your mates say.

by JimboJar December 14, 2009

monkey dumpling

Someone who likes to have sex with fat chicks' tits.

He knew he was in the country when he looked down and his dick was in between some monkey dumplings!

by austin leonard November 4, 2008

Rubber Dumpling

The act of touching or caressing a person's feces as it is being excreted for the purpose of sexually gratifying either partner. Occasionally misheard as "rub her dumpling", but is not gender specific.

Last night my girlfriend got me to give her a Rubber Dumpling, I had to shower afterward but it got her so hot it was worth it.

by TheNord December 31, 2009