monkey dumpling

Someone who likes to have sex with fat chicks' tits.

He knew he was in the country when he looked down and his dick was in between some monkey dumplings!

by austin leonard November 4, 2008

Rubber Dumpling

The act of touching or caressing a person's feces as it is being excreted for the purpose of sexually gratifying either partner. Occasionally misheard as "rub her dumpling", but is not gender specific.

Last night my girlfriend got me to give her a Rubber Dumpling, I had to shower afterward but it got her so hot it was worth it.

by TheNord December 31, 2009

Detroit Dumpling

The act of defecating into a vagina.

I didn't want to tell my girlfriend I wanted to break up with her, so I gave her a Detroit Dumpling so she would break up with me.

by King of Detroit September 6, 2013

seed dumping

Blasting spudge. Either within the warm confines of a "friend" or spraying into socks, towels onto floors, sheets or various plumbing egresses.

His seed dumping was epic and her fields were willing.

by FatdogTavern December 15, 2015

pre-emptive dumping

1.Act of dumping someone before they dump you first,which sometimes result of them getting mad at you because they wanted to do the dumping instead of the one being dumped.

John:I had to do a pre-emptive dumping on that girl

Sam:So is that why she was leaving you angry calls and texts.

by ryukage99 November 16, 2011

Crotch Dumpling

Derogatory term for an annoying child, generally under ten years of age.

Hey Anne, did you see Kelly's daughter, Jojo, bite Farmer Jon's arm the other day? She is such a Crotch Dumpling! We should get Jon vaccinated for rabies, just in case.

by Lolzy Cat August 21, 2010

cum dumpling

The daughter of a high profile person in the community mayor, pastor, bank manager, etc. who likes to guzzle large amounts of cum from the friends and associates of the daughter's father.

Adam: Hey guess what the Mayor's daughter is a total cum dumpling, she swallowed my huge load last night.

Corey: No way, hook me up.

Adam: Sure she can choke on our loads together, i will give her a call tonight.

by Saint712 June 26, 2007