Fromage du Jour

The Fromage du Jour is a great way to show that special lady how you feel about her...

1) Just before you leave for work, squeeze some nasty, cheesy pus from a crotch zit. Toe cheese may be substituted for the pus if necessary
2) Mash it up good between your fingers to release the fine odor of cheese
3) Rub it inside your woman's nostril while she is sleeping and go to work

Now she will be able to enjoy that delicious fromage all day long!

My wife's been bitching me out about how she never sees me anymore because I work so much, so to make up for it, I gave her the Fromage du Jour this morning...

by billclay October 7, 2009

duzour

Undeniable swagger.

That guy is duzour.

by peached September 5, 2011

Dejourn

Dejourn he is a kind soul who only wants to be understood and loved

Mostly gives his heart to the wrong people and ends up with a broken heart

Dejourn has a good heart and mind

by Heart and soul of dejourn November 19, 2023

Whore du Jour

1) The new girlfriend of a gentleman that suffers from commitment phobia. 2) A term used to describe a sexually promiscuous individual.

"Did you see Franky walking down the street with his Whore du Jour ? ".

by Wee Willy November 14, 2013

flavor du jour

What you get when you have been disappointed by not getting a particular tasting cookie and having to settle for the large chain store coffee shop current flavor. Henceforth flavor

I don't think I will be getting Girl Scout cookies this year so I will have to settle for (big coffee chain, 2 of the same initials) Girl Scout cookie inspired 'flavor du jour'.

by Mike of Dingleberryland May 10, 2018

UD du jour

UD du jour

Alternative phrase for "Urban Dictionary word of the day"

Hey, wasn't "UD du jour" the UD du jour just a month ago?
Yeah, I guess the staff are getting lazier

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian September 7, 2022

bishop dubourg

Sanitarium full of prisoners. Fuck. This. School. EBK

“Yo bro you go to Bishop Dubourg?”
“Yea.”
“Damn sorry bro.”
“Yea I know.”

:(

by anonymous November 2, 2023