Drumpf

Donald Trump's last name before it was changed. Usually either used by normies who actually think it's funny or far lefties who use it unironically.

Example one:
Bob: Le Drumpf XDDDDDDD
John: Back to 9gag you go.

Example 2:
Sally: You voted for Trump? Well I just used a 15th century pronunciation of his name. Now what?

by NooseyGoosey October 25, 2017

Drumpf

Something annoying liberals say when they think Donald J Trump is about to suffer the consequences of his own actions

CNN drone: "Donald Trump disrespected another veteran today..."
Liberal: "TAHT'S IT! DRUMPF is totally done now"

by Gjord August 15, 2022

Drumpf

A massive dump that runs for President.

I took a giant Drumpf, and now it's stinking up the caucus.

by Dr. Mr. Baby March 01, 2016

Drumpf

A serial liar.

Educated people know that Donald Trump is a drumpf.

by BookcaseShuffle March 01, 2016

Drumpf

phoney candidate

That Drumpf was doing ok until John Oliver tore him a new one.

by TheMightyZ March 03, 2016

Drumpf

The original family name for a certain Queens-based clan of racists, parasitic landlords, pathological liars, serial bankrupters of preposterously misconceived businesses, loudmouthed boors, fascist demagogues, schoolyard-level bullies, transparent bullshit artists with a contempt for facts and consistency, tasteless branding consultants who mistake themselves for building developers, and all-around insufferably overprivileged asshats, one of whom is currently providing cheap entertainment on a national scale by running for president as a Repugnican. Unless more than half the 2016 electorate consists of dimwits who base their votes on spite, hatred, and ignorance rather than a reasonable concern for the well-being of the nation and the planet, he will spectacularly fail, going down in American history as the biggest loser since Alf Landon.

Herr Drumpf repeatedly encouraged his brownshirted followers to beat up protestors and journalists at his rallies, until the inevitable deaths turned the overwhelming majority of the American public decisively against him and everything he stands for.

by A. Voter March 03, 2016

Drumpf

The sound made just before water splashes up into your arseholes after a turd of sufficient mass and velocity breaches the toilet water surface.

Ted knew that has was in for a cold shock when he heard the Drumpf from down below in that public toilet.

by Rubester March 04, 2016