Dough mixer

The act of fucking anything “doughy” using your hands to knead the surrounding body parts.

A flappy but firm effect.

Soft but firm. Feels like a dough just after its resting stage. Holds a semi strong form although might bounce away with an applause. Usually an age derived bonus. Get it while it’s available

“She had the perfect tits for the dough mixer”

by Titty Chef June 2, 2023

russian doughnut

when you save all your species in a jar for 1 month containing piss shit semen moldy dick cheese and sweat you then shake it all up and feed it to your baby till the baby is 2 years old you then bust a fat load in the baby and cook it on your ford f150 till nice and crispy creating a russian doughnut

did you hear jorge made russian doughnuts you want one

by i eat black babies May 5, 2022

who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?

Why are you so angry man ?

- "Who took the jam out of your doughnuts ?"
- "You took the fucking jam out my doughnuts Tommy. You did"

(Tommy and Turkish, Snatch)

by Cocolastico January 26, 2014

post bday facebook drought

When an individual does not receive any comments or notifications on their facebook for a period of time after their birthday because everyone figures they've had enough wallposts and attention for awhile and because nobody has anything else to say that is considered relevant.

Friend posts on wall: Hey man how you've been?
Friend responds: Good man, but I know you're just commenting on my wall to get out of that post bday facebook drought you're in because you had a successful birthday wallpost count and no one wants to spoil you with more notifications!

by ooooooooaaaaaahhh January 13, 2011

Dough Bro

A man with a lot of money. A bro with a lot of dough. Yes it is gender specific.

Guy 1: Hey can I borrow some cash?

Guy 2: Nah, I'm pretty broke. Ask John, he's a major dough bro.

by Phish Phace December 7, 2010

Dougherty Valley High School

A school obsessed with grades, AP classes, honor classes, and majority Asian. Football team sucks and never wins, but god damn their badminton team and girls tennis team are on fire! You can walk down the hallway and hear 5 different conversations about classes, particularly AP and honor classes. If you haven't skipped a grade of math at DVHS, you sure as hell better be taking the honors of AP level of your "on level" math class to redeem yourself. Majority of the school is aiming to be a doctor or some kind of engineer. Majority of school hates being at Dougherty, and wishes for a less competitive school. Added bonus, your social status at school is determined by a simple decision: Grades vs Social Life, one puts you in the academic arena with no social life, the other puts you in the social hierarchy practiced by other schools where you will never be accepted as an equal in any AP or honor class by the other academic oriented kids.

Dougherty Valley High School kid: Hey Dougherty is a great school (in mind: not!)
Cal Kid: (Looks at friends then back at DVHS kid and laughs) You all have no social lives!
Cal Kid #2: Constantly going on about grades
Dublin High Kid: We beat your ass every year in football!

by RaiNal July 14, 2016

dough hits

The act of inhaling gas and alcohol released from fermenting dough. The standard method of dough hits is by punching the dough and sticking one's head in the receptacle as the gas is released.

"John received a tidy out-of court settlement from Pizza Hut after he split his head open when losing consciousness from dough hits."

by Eldrecko2000 August 24, 2007