Drooling Cheerios

Completely and utterly retarded; incompetent.

Moooooom! I'm trying to read and she's drooling Cheerios on me! Moooooom! She's drooling Cheerios!

"Dude, have you met the new guy yet?"
"Yeah, he says portioning nachos is complicated.... He's drooling Cheerios"

by Dave-Landon November 6, 2011

Beaver Drool

When you pussy is dripping wet.

When I looked at that gay porn my beaver was drooling. Discharge cumming out like Beaver Drool.

by AKAB1988 October 13, 2010

urban drool

Urban sprawl in the bad sense. Badly managed and poorly planned urban growth that adversely impacts the environmental and natural aesthetics. Greedy developers, spinless local government, and clueless/careless citizens foster urban drool.

The Hill Country's once scenic green vistas are being increasingly assaulted and eroded by Austin's URBAN DROOL.

by hydrogeo July 15, 2005

Drooling Dog

Sex position required is doggy-style. The mix of cum and vaginal juices that emerge and hang from a woman's vagina after orgasm has occurred (the drool). The 'dog' part comes, not from the position but from the mild to medium to heavy 'beard' of a woman's vagina when positioned in doggy-style as though it was a dog with a drooling problem.

I had a look down at her vag after I'd shot my load, and I was face to face with a drooling dog.

by FAB501 March 24, 2009

Ketchup drool

The thin nasty liquid that drips from the ketchup bottle before the thick sauce reaches the opening

Don't pour the ketchup bottle over your fries until all the ketchup drool has cleared.

by Ruzi May 27, 2015

Eye drooling

Similar to eye candy, when your looking at something that looks really really good, but you can't have or touch.

Similar to drooling of the mouth.

Hey man did you see that girl's booty?

Ya, I saw it. I was eye drooling big time.

by AAHenning November 20, 2010

drool on a baby

describes an endemic and thoroughly prevailing condition or state of affairs

Hot girl: "Those guys were all over me."
Hot girl's brother: "Yeah, they were like drool on a baby."

by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009