Donkey Shank

To insert ones finger into another persons asshole causing them to squeal like a donkey. It often causes bleeding of the anus as if it was shanked. Also known as a cadolfi.

After Anthony donkey shanked me my asshole bled.

by Memelordicus December 28, 2018

Donkey Bobsleigh

The Donkey Punch is when your engaged in anal sex and when your about to ejaculate you punch the poor little lady in the back of the head so her anal cavity tightens making the orgasm all that more better (for you ofcourse). The Donkey Bobsleigh is when you do this at the top of a flight of stairs and straight after the punch you ride her down the stairs like a bobsleigh!

i got a donkey bobsleigh last night!

by bollardboy August 14, 2009

Donk Bangaloo

Pronounced; (D-o-nk) (B-An-g-a-loo)

Used when something isn't going your way, or something terrible is happening, it can also be used in short form as Bangaloo

"Aw Donk Bangaloo, I just stubbed my toe"

"Son of a Bangaloo, I just spilt my drink"

by XyloBro February 19, 2021

Jager Donk

When someone has a big booty from drinking so much Jagermeister

Damn bro shorty over there got a Jager Donk! She probably drinks a JagerBomb for breakfast every morning. No cap

by JagerPartyer February 26, 2021

Donkey Kong 64

Name of a video game that came out in 1998-1999 for the Nintendo 64 only. Developed by Rare published by nintendo it was a hit game for its time and still fun, holding nintendos first game Donkey Kong Arcade that came out scince 1981 with 5 main characters
Donkey Kong, Diddy Kong, Lanky Kong, Tiny Kong, Chunky Kong.
story line: King K. Rool wants to destroy DK Island and has captured DKs 4 relatives.

G1: Wanna play Donkey Kong 64?
G2: sure... but what about G3?
G3: nah... how about G4? he likes it
G4: HECK YEAH!
G1,2,3: WTF!

by MarioPWNS March 20, 2008

donkey optimist

That unflagging and dedicated optimist who always imagines that the shit pile contains a happy little donkey.

She is undoubtedly the most pronounced donkey optimist I have ever come across.

by Dr Bunnygirl February 25, 2019

Donk Bird

A girl who goes to DONK nights, sleeps with every DJ & MC she can whilst sniffing all their drugs.

Aye you see that Ange the other night with Joe Taylor, she's a propa Donk Bird her.

by DJ Rome January 12, 2020